Geoff Goldbloom

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@robdelaney @Dodgers Gobsmacked. Lovely singing voice.

[Rocky @viperwave]

Every article about Swatting is about how the gamers are irresponsible and not about how the cops can kick in your door and ventilate you at any time.

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@pattonoswalt This is devastating

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Kid: what is gelatin?
Me: flavorless food made from collagen of animal bones
Kid: ewww, mommy? Why do we eat that?? #veganfodder

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@edsbs someone who eats a shit load of sardines lookin' ass

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Road trip with a 7yr old hour 3.
7yo: what's matrillion plus matrillion times 3?
Me: for fucks sake

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@CowgurlHaynes @Neeky78 I would never ignore you. I'm just contractually obligated to not comment on the pizza picture. #laywers

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@CowgurlHaynes You have no idea how long my arms are.. ;)

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@pattonoswalt huh. I call a sex + lunch date, slunch. Knowing that made your tweet more interesting.

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

https://t.co/ehHFW8lWYi https://t.co/PfIStVLt8f

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@seanspicer Get this taken down before @realDonaldTrump sees it.

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@maltwhiskybar @WhiskyCollector @DramblerJM I like to keep my shit low key

[Jon Beach @maltwhiskybar]

@WhiskyCollector @DramblerJM
What! @GeoffGoldbloom only has 5 followers? Madness!

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

'Tis the season!

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

@TorontoPearson why is there an air traffic control delay? #missedconnections #costingme$$$ #toolatetocancelhotel

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Hilary goes to the crowd and she Trump gets surrounded by his family.

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Omg. I'm so excited for trumps impromptu 60 sec closing remarks.

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Tremendous #debates

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

I'd like to not talk about me molesting women and focus on those pesky emails again. #redherring #debatenight

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Battle of the Indians themed dad small talk ensues at soccer. Who can be more boring? Least insightful?

[Geoff Goldbloom @GeoffGoldbloom]

Trump's assumption that that nice black man is from the inner city is "devastating".... #debates