Geoffrey Lakeman

Ex Fleet St Journalist, Folk musician + Lakeman patriach. KERNOW !!
Debut Album 'After All These Years'. - OUT NOW -

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

I don’t understand why Donald Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when both are married to immigrants.

[Paul B Lyons. @plyons45]

The exact moment this all should have been stopped

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

The irony of people attacking free breakfast clubs because ‘parents should work hard to feed their kids,’ when parents use these so they can drop their kids off earlier and then … you guessed it … go to work at the time required by their employer in order to feed their kids.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

SICK of people saying they want the old UK back. We ALL do. WE want same day GP appointments, ambulances within mins, dentists, a decent police force, good education, affordable food, clean water ways, BUT it’s not migrants who caused this. It was 14 YEARS of Tory austerity!

[Charlie Kennaugh #FBPE @c_kennaugh]

@CockertonMark @DeutchYvonne It's not just Farage. Let's not forget Orbán was the first foreign leader Boris 'Spaffer' Johnson invited to No 10 after he became PM.

[John Barrowman MBE @JohnBarrowman]

She didn’t have anything to do with him….

[Jens S. 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇬🇪 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 @JensStuemmler]

Even in small, insignificant gestures, Trump impressively demonstrates just what an idiot he is. He isn't even capable of closing an umbrella and leaves that to the Secret Service

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

Rishi Sunak bleats about GP coverage in his constituency.
A former Prime Minister!
He shouldn't have wrecked the NHS then.
@RishiSunak @Conservatives @Jeremy_Hunt @KemiBadenoch

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute humiliation for the White House. Sky News dismantles Donald Trump's fake victory lap. A top defense expert confirms not a single American objective was achieved, and the disastrous war left the US in a much worse position. Total strategic failure.

[bradpsychology @bradpsychology]

First Lady Melania Trump has complained about "mean-spirited" comments about her.

Last month her hubby depicted Michelle Obama as an ape.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Absolute Cinema 🔥

Trump: "We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz"

US Senator: "But it was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war?"

This will remain EPIC 🔥

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Banning Kayne West, but giving Trump two state visits and then the King going to see him feels a bit like mixed messaging.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

England is the only country in the world to privatise its water companies and this Thatcherite experiment has obviously been a complete failure. Then the rightwing press accuses lefties of being dogmatists who put ideology ahead of pragmatism.

[Jonathan Norris @jonnorris12]

Quite funny seeing Americans telling us on here how we are living under Sharia Law in The Uk whilst we are on our four day bank holiday weekend to both commemorate the crucifixion of Jesus and to celebrate his resurrection.

[Lyndy Mountain @LyndyMountain]

Never let anyone including @KemiBadenoch gaslight you with 'new' tory promises !

Never forget what they did over 14 years.

[Anna Neumann @anna_p_neumann]

Trump: „After I’m finish with this I can go to Venezuela. I’ll quickly learn Spanish, it won’t take too long, I’m good at language, and I’ll run for President.”

The whole presidency of Trump feels like an episode of South Park 😂

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Kevin Maguire on Trumps statements about Iran: "Can you imagine if Putin was saying this about Ukraine?"

Maguire goes on to say the Kings visit must be scrapped

Kwasi Kwarteng: "What purpose would that serve?"

Maguire: "You would show you are against these mass war crimes"

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute bombshell on Sky News. A prominent Middle East expert reveals Trump completely purged the State Department of real diplomats, leaving the entire Iran crisis to real estate developers Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff. The incompetence is staggering.