MyassGator

Gaslighting Troll | Politics Coach | UF dropout 🐊💩 | HUGE Zionist 🔯 | Miami, Florida ☀ | #VoteBlue | Psycho Parody Account™ | Former #GHive CEO | Phins Up 🐬

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

When your parody account is so convincing, that prominent GHivers liked it, then unliked after realizing that it wasn't really GeoffMiami:

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

The crocodiles are just protecting Jewish people from Hamas, so this sounds like a great idea to me!

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[Indie @ INN #NoneOfTheAbove #JournalismIsNotACrime @IndLeftNews]

"Only Democracy in the Middle East"
"Most Moral Army"
Crocodile-filled moats could surround Israeli prisons holding Palestinians: Reports

Not too far removed from "can we get frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?"

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Hebrew is the cleanest, Most Moral™ language.

Anyone who says otherwise is a vile antisemite.

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Oh look, I proved him right! 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

I can relate. I like the U.S. team, but as a Jewish guy, I can't help but root for Israel, too...

[Ami Dar @AmiDar]

My parents were from Argentina, I grew up in Mexico, my wife is from Spain, and I live in the U.S. My World Cup is complicated.

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Israel would have saved Anne Frank's life, just like how Israel has saved countless Jewish lives over the decades. 🕊️🇮🇱

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

F this purity test bs, but on a totally unrelated note, I also block anyone who likes the podcasters I hate and hates the politicians I like.

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https://t.co/tVpkEbjLtM

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

As a mature adult, I love making the dumdum "left" "big mad" and bravely blocking anyone who dares to disagree with me! 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

In other words, the people the "pro-Palestine" movement tries to change the minds of should be more like me. 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Kicking Jewish politicians out of Pride events is antisemitic even though other politicians aren't welcome either. 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Asking a Jewish politician to say "Free Palestine" is disturbing and antisemitic. 🤬

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Okay, I guess they did, but there's no way the government ordered The Most Moral Army™ to do that.

It must've been a few rogues, right? 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Israel would never target babies like Hamas did with the 40 beheadings, and I want some random person to prove it even though the UN already did. 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Saying that someone is popular bc they support Israel is antisemitism, so STFU @unfazed_cali!

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[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Well said! You just earned a follow.

And thank you for those excellent, totally not unhinged pictures. 🙏🏻

[Out of Matrix @Outfmatrix]

When someone’s entire rhetoric produces nothing but hatred, they’re telling you far more about themselves than about the people they attack.
@AnaKasparian @TuckerCarlson @cenkuygur @RealCandaceO
Protect your mind. Think critically. Before you believe any of this garbage, educate yourself.

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Thank you, @canarymission! 🙏🏻

And the g word totally isn't a slur, otherwise, you'd have censored it like the b and f words in her quote (I chose to censor it myself, though, just to be safe).

And the fact that you didn't censor it totally didn't prove @AnaKasparian right. 🤡👍🏻

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

No, that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory.

https://t.co/NXyVAlfrHq

[Doo B. Doo @doobeedoo2]

@GeoffMiami Did Netanyahu know about it before it was public?

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Anyone falsely claiming that Israel blackmails politicians is an antisemitic clown fraud. 🤡

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Anti Zionism is antisemitism.

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

I'm really starting to like you, Dan!

You just earned a follow for calling out that rw grifter.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Jimmy Dore has been trying to find evidence of male genitalia since his early childhood. He’s having a hard time because his missing chromosome has him starting ten meters behind the finish line. Jimmy’s momma has been caught telling friends she has no kids. It’s a shame. I pity him. It’s time for an intervention. Maybe if Tucker and Buckley stop jerking off Putin and the Islamonazis they could provide some help. Just a thought.
Hope you’re having a great weekend.

[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

And you know I'm right bc General Strike agrees with me!

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[MyassGator @GeoffMyAss]

Saying that voting doesn't work and calling for people to go on strike is a delusional grift.

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#VoteHarder #GoToWork