Geoff Secombe

Occasional letter lie of sleeping dogs.
Trainee grown-up.

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Every now and then I think of something worthwhile to tweet. Then I consider the number of followers I have and realise it would be just as quick to phone them.

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@CChelle535518 @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Whatever else Conway gets right or wrong, it should concern everyone that the president thinks it's a win that he "passed" a test to see if he should be allowed outside unsupervised. That he lies so casually and needlessly in his asides to the story should set off alarms too.

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@BurreschTony1 @boomboomclang If Christ came back tomorrow you'd probably string the cunt up.

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@deesnider True, apparently. I've checked all my Twisted stuff and all my Dee and Dee adjacent stuff - plenty of references to "I Wanna Rock", and none whatsoever to "I Wanna Sway Gently", let alone "I Would Like to Croon to Soothing Unamplified Music".

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@AdamFor48155447 @JuddJolly @sarrah_bellus Purely out of personal curiosity, of all his glaringly obvious, varied and manifold shortcomings, why did you choose to focus on that one?

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@AoukiRabbit @TheTweetOfGod Appreciate the thought man. Luckily, however, I'm not stigmatic. I will concede that there's a non-zero chance of me taking to someone with a nail gun, so I suppose the music might be handy.

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@lionlambofgod @TheTweetOfGod Then he forsook himself which, in some ways, is worse . Little wonder he gets himself a nail gun every year.

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@BigHairyJack @TheTweetOfGod *Roman soldier edges towards door whistling innicently.

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@jdleggcan @TheTweetOfGod And he has nail guns.

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@AoukiRabbit @TheTweetOfGod Next year he'll get a poem along these lines:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got fucking stigmata
And it's all thanks to you.

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@BoomerJanowski @TheTweetOfGod Noooooooooo!!! Go and sit in a corner and think about what you've done here. Meanwhile, I'll come up with a suitable punishment for myself as penance for laughing so hard and encouraging you and your kind.

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@SmithJon67992 @Fibonacci69 That would mean that God had less glamourous plans for the people who didn't bounce back from this kind of disappointment. Do those people give thanks to God that they are now eating from dumpsters and giving blowjobs for small change?

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@deesnider @TwistedSisterNY Another reason why all right thinking people can't help but be in awe of his sheer, awesome Lemmyness (there is no other word that conveys his... well... his Lemmyness.)

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@TheDemSlayer I can't get past the fact that the god of Israel used to be an unremarkable Phoenician storm god.

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@deesnider And this, as the cool kids say, is why we can't have nice things. On the bright side there's potentially plenty of other interesting stuff - the movie that's in the wind, perhaps another book, maybe even the long-awaited sequel to "My Roommate Poseidon"‽

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@BPatriot911 @Dee_Sniders_WM @deesnider Again, can't argue. Pretty fuckin' sure he won't be sitting on his hands and gazing blankly at the petunias.

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@BPatriot911 @Dee_Sniders_WM @deesnider You won't get any argument from me there. He was on a roll, which makes it even more of a shame that he pulled the pin.

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@NickSummersinSC @UndercoverIndy Swings and roundabouts, eh? 😜

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@Dee_Sniders_WM @deesnider I also think its a natural bridge between Twisted and Desperado/Widowmaker.. Desperado (the song) for one, has got a hook that'd snag Jaws. I get pissed off that stuff never got a chance to find its audience... but probably not as pissed off as Dee. Must've been infuriating.

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@Dee_Sniders_WM @deesnider Indeed you did. My disinclination to give Elon an extra few bucks meant I had no room to say that some Desperado stuff not on Bloodied But Unbowed/Ace, or done by Widowmaker, surfaced on Never Let The Bastards... and it toed some serious fuckin' freckle. More overlooked gems!

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@RealMrJohnJr Seriously‽ I mean, really‽ This is such blatant bullshit! I can't tell you just how incredible I find it that some of you people still swallow this neverending stream coming directly from the northern end of a south bound bovine.

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@TimmyTaconjf @KapschMiller @Psalms377 @RealMrJohnJr @Lmack49 Excellent question. It doesn't take Nostradamus to see this going sideways.