Geoff Holtzman

DC public affairs guy. Dad x 2.

[Geoff Holtzman @Geoff_Holtzman]

We are the champions https://t.co/IIm9O5SmlU

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@sportingnews @TheHockeyNews I’d swap Stanley Cup Champion Tom Wilson for Jagr. Other than that it looks ok.

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He just got home after 5 hours of Teams meetings and a 90 minute commute in traffic. Have the next door neighbors start up their gas leaf blower and run it for an hour.

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@NARCOCIST1 @WizardsMuse1 Are you Will Dawkins?

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@Barryco @WizardsMuse1 Bro, imagine if there was an Ewing in this draft. We could continue not winning titles.

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@DCSportsNut202 @WizardsMuse1 There’s a new front office? I thought Wes Unseld was still the GM.

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@cream_city2 @WizardsMuse1

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Once again, Virginia closed schools and prevented kids from learning for nothing

[Axios @axios]

BREAKING: Virginia Supreme Court throws out redistricting referendum results https://t.co/HK4h8hsmiR

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@PeteThamel

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@victoriaregisk Sorry but the (PR) people have spoken!

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I always say, bet on yourself. No one else will.

[Haley Britzky @halbritz]

Wow wow wow: A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro was arrested for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to a person familiar with the matter.

via @HBRabinowitz + CNN’s Kara Scannell
https://t.co/wCc1ZUtXwy

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@sammisilber He wants to get 1,000

[Axios @axios]

WATCH: @Courtenay_Brown and @PeterSullivan4 host convos on what's next for U.S. biotech innovation, feat. @moderna_tx co-founder and @flagshippioneer founder @NoubarAfeyan, Rep. @DeGette5280 & @MichaelJFoxOrg chief scientist Mark Frasier. #AxiosLive

https://t.co/O7GU4INHRn

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I guess this is progress, but it’s mostly symbolic — not substantive. The problem isn’t that kids are off on Veterans Day — it’s that they’re off on days like today, a random Friday in April. And that’s why I can’t get excited about this proposal.⁦ https://t.co/AGcPrTQ2uW

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@WTOP FCPS parent here. Pretty sure a kid designed the calendar. Hardly any normal weeks. Multiple closures for special elections. Early release days littered throughout the year. Closed for 2 days after spring break. Memorial Day is somehow a 5 day weekend. Early release for wind.

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EAT. REAL. FOOD.

[Snackolator @snackolator]

Pop-Tarts is dropping new SUPER STUFFED varieties that have 50% more filling than the OG!

These will arrive in April and the Molten Lava Cake & Strawberry Blast will be in all stores and Cinnamon Caramel will be a Walmart exclusive.

Are you grabbing the new stuffed @PopTartsUS?

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@jakekauderer Mike Locksley in class

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@davidzweig This is nothing compared to Fairfax County, VA, which closed school early last week because it was windy, gave schools two days off the week immediately after spring break, and has somehow turned Memorial Day into a five day weekend.

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@Schultz_Report Bad day to be an extremely mid WR named Chris Moore

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Incredible story in @WSJ today by Dr. Brent Beasley, a healthy doctor who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's at 57 and is now living well after two years of treatment. A powerful reminder that early Alzheimer's detection can keep people healthy. https://t.co/RElc2Kez6Y