Geoffery Shocky

High on coconut oil

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iPhone Dup. Double the experience. Worth double the kidney.

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Someone fund ne so that I can start a lungi brand called Kylie Jenner

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Dabzee should be the face of Malabar Gold and promote Idukki Gold

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Safe to say Janamayagan will release in the coming weeks?

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Bald people in movies are either comedic pieces or villains. They're either tickling your funny bone or stabbing it

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Call me a corporate farmer, 'cause I'm great at planting seeds in the grapevine

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My gym instructor wanted me to try skipping. He was so pissed when I skipped all my exercises.

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Starting a run club, where we all run away from our problems

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From wanting to be in cloud nine to wanting to jump off that cloud, we all grew up

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Just finished watching DUDE. Felt like I watched 4 North Indian reels together

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My girlfriend and I are so different. Her favourite boyband was One Direction and mine was Lalism

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I'm a single child who is bald. I'm the only heir to a hairless empire.

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Just waiting for all of these entrepreneurs to drop their '10 things I learnt while co-founding my baby' post on LinkedIn.

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Deepak Dev's name to be changed to DeeShree.
Tupac to TuShree
JTPac in Kochi to JTShree

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Spurs finally have a trophy but you still don't have a girlfriend

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In this day and age of digital scams, BSNL turns out to have the best technology. No coverage has its benefits

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DQ attends dandiya night, Dhol-khar Salmaan

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DQ is a vadakkan payasam, Dal-Kheer Salmaan

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DQ makes an average North Indian payasam, Dull-Kheer Salmaan

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DQ attends dandiya night, Dholl-karr Salmaan