Mr. Apple

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@Dr_MonikaSingh_ I almost shit myself

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

It feels like I’m driving in India every time I step foot in a Costco

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Mountain Dew is the cigarettes of soda change my mind

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@Bengals

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@__SamRyan

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

This was called a false start… on the Bengals when it was an obvious jump from the Steelers.

Better Vision. Better Calls. Still offering NFL refs free Modern LASIK across our network of trusted surgeons.

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

I think our Defense is still in Ohio……@Bengals

[WINCINNATI @WINCINNATI_]

good morning, it's a great day to rule Ohio ☕

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@__SamRyan YIKES

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This is alarming for Zac Taylor #PMSLive

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@FauxJeaux Our defense failed us

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Literally football 101: TUCK AND PROTECT THE FOOTBALL

[Faux Joey Brrr @FauxJeaux]

Why are you holding the ball like that

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@_MLFootball @BarstoolChief @VivalaZito @HGrahamNFL @USC_Nico @BarstoolSC @FightOnRusty @SavageSports_ @IcyVert

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Sugar…

[Zork @ZorkArc]

What's the most normalized addiction?

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

@kirawontmiss Bro said

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

I see they fired their marketing team

[New York Post @nypost]

Bud Light partners with comedian Shane Gillis after Dylan Mulvaney fiasco https://t.co/cTMjTQI8pn

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

I’m in complete awe with how horrifically bad officiating has been this season

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

The @NFL is the @WWE

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Y’all are trash @paramountplus

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Damn 😕

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Matthew Perry dead at 54 after apparent drowning 🙏

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

Why do I have to download 30 fuckin streaming services just to watch a football game? Make it make sense

[Mr. Apple @GeoffreyApple]

This Commander’s game 👀