jeoffbuilder

man the fleet

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

Missing the boys, ship squad is good, but it’s not family. No place like home

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

The rest of the world needs to get their shit together and be like Florida.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@websiteidi0t Milk is for baby cows, not for people.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

Going to sea sucks because no friends and no sex

[blanco @beerdefeater]

If you nut in 2 minutes from doggy style that’s actually 14 minutes in dog minutes

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

It’s well known:

What flat-Earthers fear most is Sphere itself.

[NΣvrodamus @koimasus]

Ayo someone put DMX next to August Ames in this cloud memorial🙏gotta have hoes up in heaven too🙏

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@palmargiovanna Possibly, my boyish charm, light hearted nature, and goofy sense of humor.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

I aspire to be the guy who says controversial stuff, sometimes conservative, sometimes liberal, but never so far in either direction as to alienate one side or the other.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

In addition, I hope to be just enough of a dick sometimes, that it verges on people not liking me, but also be agreeable/nice enough that people like me. That fine line of, not ready to be best friends or sing my praises, but not writing me off either.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@isabellasinead Honestly, more likely to buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch after this

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@palmargiovanna I would pick you up and chill witchu at beach shack and sports pub if I was home, we could see all the locals

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@palmargiovanna did u see John or did he bail

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@palmargiovanna But also, why can’t I seem to find anyone selling drugs...? Maybe I’m not a bad kid

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

You think our teachers form high school could put together a list of 20 kids they thought most likely to be “successful” and it would be accurate? Or nah?

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@palmargiovanna No, Im going to say it’s based off choosing a goal/set of goals and making strides towards that goal. Be it, a career, a family, a lifestyle, etc or combination thereof.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

@dave_burkhardt Yuh boi, but john and Frank gonna be gone, and I’ll probably be stuck on the ship still. Looking like a 200+ day trip on here

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

Everybody on the ship with little kids and a wife complaining about being stuck out here. Guys...try missing all the good times with the homies. Missing Day-drinking/brunch with the boys? That’s something to be sad about

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

I’ll continue my rant, but acknowledging that I have to reason to complain, in that I still have a good job. But goddamn, the increase in wage just isn’t keeping up with the cost of living. And I want to complain about that. Am I.. liberal..? Or a conservative?

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

The worst part about having a good job is that the government keeps writing the entire country checks, which is cool, because I’m getting one also.

[jeoffbuilder @GeoffreyBilder]

I actually make the same money as the AB I stand watch with did when he was a truck driver. IN 1987. HE COULD NOT SPEAK ENGLISH, and he made 100k a year, IN 1987! That’s the equivalent of 217k in 2021.