Geoffrey Willoughby

Contributing Editor at Kevin's Daily Business Newsletter (KDBN). Avid hockey fan (Go Flyers!). Avid hockey mascot fan (Go Gritty!). Open to inquiries.

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

Everyone wanted to go to Burning Man until the world became Burning Man! #Burningman

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@realDonaldTrump @McDonalds part of this stimulus bill needs to include authorizing the DPA of 1950 to compel McDonalds to produce more McRib sandwiches! #mcrecovery #mcrib #stocktips #markets #nopickles

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

I want to ask the hard hitting questions, @realDonaldTrump and @McDonalds why have you not come together to bring back the McRib? And to grow the economy?? #McRib #McDonalds #SP500 #business #KDBN

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Duck. Duck. Cake.

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

. @penguinrandom When are the final two volumes of your new translation of "In Search of Lost Time" being released? I'd prefer to keep to one set of translations instead of drudging through Moncrieff (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@elonmusk I have an idea for a cybertruck commercial! Have it driving down the PCH and cut someone off. When it stops, Jack Nicholson comes out of the car that was cut off and tries to smash it with a golf club and can’t! #cybertruck #tesla #ElonMusk

[NHL @NHL]

These @GrittyNHL pads are UNREAL. 🙌

(📷 @goaliesonly)

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

Oooh I'm cusping #TheCusp #ThursdayThoughts

[Nathan Bernard @nathanTbernard]

After relentlessly baiting and harassing antifa, far-right provocateur Andy Ngo finally got his wish of being milkshaked. Far-right simpletons like Tim Pool will milk this “victim” story for the next week at least.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Remember September when everyone hated me...

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Happy #NationalMascotDay to this beauty.

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@summerpierre @NewYorker I meant wife, sorry

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@NewYorker Hi, I just read Summer Pierre's piece on Frida Kahlo, is it available in any print edition of The New Yorker, or only online?

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@summerpierre @NewYorker Thanks for responding, my life and I love your work!!

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

. @realDonaldTrump @kanyewest You guys should team up and make an exclusive line of beauty products the color of the #MAGA hats. The first one can be a lipstick called MLGA - Make Lips Great Again! #Trump #Trumpettes #Fashion #Business

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

There is no hard science to back up the notion that they could have successfully designed this effort to "have no effect". This is underhanded, it's disgusting, and belies a totally undeserved tech-bro hubris that is responsible for so much stupidity in our country.

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

This is a perfect example of total and complete stupidity: https://t.co/H5kFvVpQ8Q

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

Not giving your family Christmas gifts is an arbitrage opportunity! Boost Q4 earnings by being a scum bag!

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

@Rajkuma02918263 These are great business shapes! #businessshapes #business #shapeofbusiness

[Geoffrey Willoughby @GeoffreyKDBN]

Why isn’t April a month long celebration of our favorite apes? This seems like a wasted opportunity for Kongs of all sizes: King to Diddy #aperil #april #showerthoughts

[NHL @NHL]

This @GrittyNHL character is out of control. https://t.co/mIgVqgI7tA