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Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
Joined February 2009
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Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans? http://t.co/fR5KZyn6OH
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
I always finish sandwiches because there will already be too many regrets when I die. http://t.co/K4HqeMkmcx
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/3dZFCE0NvZ I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/39k6WAVEi7
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Crooked Creek
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Crooked Creek is an MSDWT, elementary school located on the Northwest side of Indianapolis.
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Martin Weber Caspers became a pioneer in Ambient and NewAge Music in 1987. He developed 'SigNatureArt~Productions’ and produced Yoga Healing with Surajit Das.
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Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book." http://t.co/JtJ16jHncl
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/tfjY5GwrWX A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/dNMD5ZVfZt Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/4g8m2kQnF6 Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/JALWPYb7NC If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/mDNZR84xuv
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/O5MzJrm4f2
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/jwvDTGpQ0L Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called "Brunch Wars". You're welcome. http://t.co/MvaWrycU
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/oIrQVVOs The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
"My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call .... http://t.co/ci8meHto
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/Ogi6HXlQ I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work. http://t.co/y0HVsucd
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/TfGm0KHp Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/CbUhMk78 There's no "I" in "Illiteracy."
Geoffrey S. Lapin
@geoffreyscott
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/wFhAqx7Z You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.
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