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PhD Candidate|| Project Consultant ||Catholic||Father of 1+2

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

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@Vhoyde 😂😂

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@KiprutToo A colleague once told me a thief in Bomet is christened Njoroge irrespective of their ethnicity. Hamheshimu nyumba ya mumbi ata kidogo😂

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@shobanes Total disrespect. Shows anaeza muomba sablenya pia.

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@MarioNawfal If Trump escalates, I expect Meloni to pull the Esptein card. Pigsty.

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@kijana_misa Couk he be related to Monica Juma? Maybe.

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@kengitz @NdindiNyoro One of my favourite bible verse. I like how Mordecai drew a line in the sand.

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@FrUgochukwu Are priests afraid of donning theirs? Never seen it before. In fact I am only learning today that they are assigned a black zucchetto.

[°Ocampo🇦🇷🇰🇪™ @Ocampolaw_1]

Kikuyu landlord watching you relocate from his rentals to the neighbourhood rentals that are also his.

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

What women don't know is that Men hate disrespect more than they love sex.

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Umeanza na nzi

[Ugochukwu Ugwoke, ISch @FrUgochukwu]

Pope Leo to priests for the feast of the Sacred Heart -

"The world greatly needs pastors who offer more than simply words or programs; it needs the living witness of a reconciled heart that exudes the sweet fragrance of Christ’s holiness."

[Dr. Arthur Brooks @arthurbrooks]

Men tend to get lonelier as they age.

One reason is that many of their friendships are built around shared interests rather than shared inner lives.

There's nothing wrong with golf, fantasy football, or talking about work. But if every conversation stays there, it's possible to spend years surrounded by people and still have nobody you can tell the truth to.

I've met countless successful men who can name dozens of colleagues and acquaintances but struggle to identify a single person they could call in a moment of real pain.

By middle age, many have become fluent in banter and almost illiterate in confession. The friendships that endure are often built through small acts of courage: asking the deeper question, giving the honest answer, and risking being known.

Loneliness rarely arrives all at once. It accumulates quietly, one surface-level conversation at a time.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Florentino Perez: “I have a plan for you, you keep your player and I keep my job”

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

HR: Our company is very employee friendly.

The Company:

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Cheptongei Village Tribunal Judgement:

We agree with you that your neighour cut your fence & stole your cow. We can see the cow in his compound. But we are afraid we can’t return the cow as he has fixed the fence where he had cut. But to compensate you, we will give you a goat!

Case Dismissed.

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@SecretFire79 St Gerald Majella, Ora pro nobis

[Wambui @_fwambui]

You always tweet like a whore.

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@MickyJnr__ The worst world cup ever. And it hasn't even begun. FIFA better take notes.

[sinovuyomondliwa @sinovuyo001]

Don't ever think your woman is special!
We all cheat