Archimedes

Red Sox fan, all my tweets are made in a satirical manner

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

Don’t make me pin this (it’s pinned)

[Berk @bberkeley114]

My next pinned tweet team:
2025-2026 BOSTON BRUINS

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

Freddy!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

@Doc_Schwinn @RyanFieldABC @ABC7NY What do you want him to do here

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

@BrilliantHoops @IanBegley Fucking banger of a tweet I hope more see this

[BrilliantHoops @BrilliantHoops]

@IanBegley Is that for Tony Brothers

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

Tweet of the year nominee 😂😂

[BrilliantHoops @BrilliantHoops]

@IanBegley Is that for Tony Brothers

[𝑪𝐡𝙚𝕡 @ConorChepenik]

@CollinRugg This is messed up, but I can’t lie those dudes are striping the ball on some tough lies

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

I just went 120-42 on @ChasinBase. Can you hit 116 wins and break the MLB record? #Chasin117 https://t.co/3mvMGb8JgJ

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Bro

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

2010 LeBron James organically appearing to complete my first 82-0 team

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

This is why he’s the GOAT btw

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Done with that 82-0 game because I swear Charlotte and Memphis have weighted odds of showing up

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

Is this the worst 82-0 team on twitter??

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

This 82-0 game is fun but Lebron being all 5 positions is crazy glaze. Also stop giving me 2000s Charlotte man

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/IyfvJRNq93 #NBA #82and0

Finally

[Archimedes @GeographicalWiz]

@WillieBeakman