GG

👻 She/Her

[🤍 peter parker’s left nut @saintofgirls]

Spreading false rumors about the president dying/sick is not something to joke about btw like what if he’s actually okay and i just wasted a bottle of champagne

[GG @Geooooololl]

@HMRCcustomers if you are incorrectly taxed for PAYE (shouldn’t be paying it) will the amount you paid be added on to your next monthly payslip ?

[rachel 💕🧚🏿‍♀️🍒 @phildunphyswife]

i hate when vinted sellers take long to reply… don’t you want my money ?! 😩

[GG @Geooooololl]

@AtlasBubz 😭😭 im weak this is so accurate

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

girls on depop are either like “fine don’t get my 45 dollar shirt you disgusting fat broke rat ass bitch i hope you die in a knife fight” or they’re like “hey cutie!!! threw in 5 more shirts i think you’ll like and my mother’s pearls :) also here’s my SSN! xoxoxo🌿🌻💕”

[Apocaloptimist @Apocaloptimist5]

IQ is an accurate predictor of intelligence in that if you meet someone whose worldview is centered around it, you know immediately they're one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there.

[suddenly sun tzusan @chickengender]

This doll kinda looks like Brittany Broski

[☕️ @newdiaryentry]

she was pregnant with olivia rodrigo here

[koz ♡︎ @queensbluff_]

these ppl are so corny holy shit

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This is giving me flashbacks of when y’all would post those police officers hugging blm protesters

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

If you need to split the bill instead of paying for your own food it sound like you the broke one

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

💋😌

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

my black brothers, sisters, and siblings… it’s time to learn how to swim. let’s break the curse