Geordie_idiot

Exiled in West Yorkshire.
Toon Army.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

Please don't follow me if you want me to subscribe to your Onlyfans site.. I'm not interested.
(Unless you are Marilyn Monroe, and I doubt that's gonna happen).
I'm only here for witty banter, kindness to animals, and pictures of cats.😻

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

So, I've been watching the first four episodes of The Grand Tour.
I have to say, it is fucking excellent. It captures the spirit of the original show, and the presenters have integrated just as well as Clarkson, Hammond and May.😎

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry @TonyLaneNV When I fly, it's usually for work.
So, business or first class = suit and tie, it's a matter of having standards.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@Jake_witter_ 🤣

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

I loved to come here for a laugh and animal post's etc, but the AI shit that is constantly coming up is really pissing me off.
It's a shame, there are some nice, funny and interesting people on Twitter.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Wow.😎

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry @BrithanOakleaf Have you got a link to your music Kendall?
I don't think I've ever downloaded music before, I'm a dinosaur 🤔

[badger @badger69420]

When you are a fish and school wants you to climb a tree

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Happy anniversary, hope you have many, many more.😘

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

I visited my wife's grave today. Bless her, she still thinks I'm digging a pond.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry If I went on that ride, literally everyone in the seats next to me, would be liberally sprayed with puke.🤢🤮

However, my fourteen year old granddaughter would love it.😆

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Can people still smoke indoors in public places in America? 😮

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Night scented stock. I can send you some seeds if like.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Sorry, that was supposed to say sow them a few weeks apart, my typing on my phone is shit.🤣

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry I love night scented stock in my garden, they are also pretty boring, but oh my the fragrances more than makes up for it Kendall. They fill a garden with scent.
I sow them (well, Norma does tbh), and we get the fragrance all spring and summer, and sometimes into Autumn.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Very Italian looking😎

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Well done you, what a lovely smile.😃

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

@KendallAnnCurry Offs Kendall, change your job.
When you feel uncomfortable.. just stop.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Donkeys are the most beautiful, companionable and gentle souls on earth. But every year 6 million are stolen, slaughtered and skinned for fake Chinese medicine. Some people are stupid cunts.

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

And they are in such boring, uninspired colours.🤣

[Geordie_idiot @GeordieIdiot]

I had my first ever drive in a Tesla today.
Sweet Jesus it was fucking fast.. but here's the thing. I got out of my AMG Mercedes, got into the Tesla and it was completely soulless.
There was no passion, no roar when you press the starter button.. tbh, it was a pretty shit drive.