Matt Ball

2006 Northumbria University Mario Kart champion. Actually a Sandancer. Aspiring void screamer. He/They.

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@shotsforlikes Would you be okay with just selling one of them? I'm having no luck in the general sale, haha

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@jakecampbell88 There's a dirty wind blowing

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Gemma's doing the Great North for Alzheimer's Research this year, if you could chuck her a buck it'd be most appreciated!

https://t.co/1QTLwXW2BD

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@Joshbroown Saw you after the show but didn't want to bother you! Cluny was bouncing tonight, and that's always healing. Hope you're doing okay.

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Octopath Traveller has a secondary job system that lets you turn any character into a catboy and it's the best feature in video game history. 10/10, no notes #OCTOPATHTRAVELERII

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Glass Onion is great. I love how Knives Out has made 'rich people are the absolute worst' the beating heart of the series' Identity. That's the sort of energy I think we all need right now #GlassOnion

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Genuinely gutted about Billy Kametz. An absolutely phenomenal VA who brought his A game to everything he worked on. His performance as Ferdinand is a large part of the reason I love that dorky himbo so much. To lose him at just 35 seems cruel.

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I've had this clip saved for a looonnggg bc of how happy it makes me when I find it in my camera roll again. He is ferdinand von aegir

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Divock Origi is the Scouse Shola Ameobi. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Accidentally helped instigate a bloody revolution in her home city
Put on a cursed helm and now has to share her brain with a lich
Ended up being pseudo adopted by the party wizard as his granddaughter

That's just the stuff I remember, too. She's fun.

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Played as my main D&D character for the first time in ages (I've been playing one-shots and side characters) and I'd forgotten how much fun she is. A bundle of Faustian bargains held together by sellotape. She's an absolute disaster, and I love her.

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A mix of a desperate desire to prove herself and piss-poor impulse control means she:
Was almost killed by the thieves guild she was in
Ended up a Paladin of Bahamut almost by accident
Signed up to the current party because they lied about murdering a noble and believed them

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I had a dream last night that I was making Chipotle Chocolate Espresso Martinis with Don Cheadle, and I'm not sure if my subconcious created something delicious or the perfect delivery system for the worst heartburn you'll ever have.

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Finally managed to get into a game, and disguised myself as Colt just before getting the third kill to protect the loop. It was right in front of him too. Is that a dick move? It feels like a dick move #deathloop

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I love all of Vox Machina, but Percy has always been the gold standard for TTRPG characters for me. Seeing his story told with such obvious love and enthusiasm is incredible #TheLegendofVoxMachina

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Back home for Christmas and I'm chilling with my dogs while I wait for my parents to come back from the pub. This is a profoundly weird experience. I feel like I'm in a mirror dimension.

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@IanHigton Arkham Origins had some stuff set on New Year's Eve, from what I remember! Maybe the DLC?

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Head empty, no thoughts except Vi. I'd follow this absolute disaster lesbian into hell itself gladly and without question #Arcane

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I'm not sure who storyboarded #Arcane, but whoever they are, they're an actual wizard. These are some of the best transitions I've ever seen. There's a sequence in episode 5 in particular that's so smooth it completely melted my brain.