Jo Hill

Northern, adopted southerner, thumb suckerer, map readerer, semi professional celebrity stalkerer, tea drinkerer, angry Toon fan and festival addict.

[Sam Parkin @sammyparkin_]

Still one game to go in the Carabao Cup 3rd round. Newcastle v AFC Wimbledon now at St James’ Park after the Dons pitch woes. Alongside Rob Palmer for commentary on Sky Sports + now! Chelsea at home for the winners. @SkyFootball #NUFC #AFCW

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Glad to see London is still full of fucking self indulgent pricks. Glad you all got a lovely sit down on the #victorialine after a hard days Xmas shopping while I stood there 8mo pregnant with my case getting bashed about by other passengers. Nice one London 👏🏻

[Reserve Bank of Australia @RBAInfo]

The Treasurer has announced the appointment of the new Deputy Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia. Read more in our media release - https://t.co/S9GnowjZlB

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Phoenix has to be Damian Lewis #MaskedSingerUK

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Phoenix = Michael Sheen #TheMaskedSingerUK

[Sir Milburn @SirMilburn]

I once cable tied my neck to a goal post during a premier league game live on Amazon Prime and the stewards tried cutting me out with a set of 6 foot bolt cutters. #NUFC #Everton

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Panda is @MrsGiFletcher I reckon 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

lol

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Not Juergen 😩 #GreatBritishBakeOff

[Jo Hill @Geords]

YES Hugo #LoveIsland

[Jo Hill @Geords]

WTF is the obsession with #Toby #loveisland2021

[FourFourTweet @FourFourTweet]

❤️

[Jo Hill @Geords]

That’s a fucking Red! #Euro2020Final #EnglandvsItaly

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Can Wembley make some noise please and get behind the team!! #3Lions #Euro2020Final #EnglandvsItaly

[Jo Hill @Geords]

It’s not like #hugo has killed your nan. None of you even want to couple up with him… #loveisland2021

[Jo Hill @Geords]

No need for how many times they are using the word #penetration on the BBC #UefaEuro2021 #spainvspoland

[Jo Hill @Geords]

@MattHancock We are. So you do your bit and open us up on the 21 June. We want our lives back, we’ve done as you have asked so stop giving unhelpful interviews and threatening the country with further restrictions

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Jeff Goldblum really making a come back in this #TSC hearing #dominicummings

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Stress level 8 in the ClennHill household tonight #geordie #cockneyred #ManU #NUFC

[Jo Hill @Geords]

Week 2 of 2021 almost done. The longest two weeks in the history of all January’s. Shout out to the folks who are juggling work and homeschooling, and also the folk who are taking on the extra work to enable those with kids to be there for them. #teamwork #equalpraise #wfh