@piersmorgan This doesn't change the fact that there are almost 50 million kangaroos is Australia and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens. If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..
From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately
“University is critical in young people’s life chances”
WHERE WAS THIS OPINION SIX MONTHS AGO WHEN YOU LEFT THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 2020 TO CRASH AND BURN?
@matthaig1 UK Govt: "Get out there and get back to all the things you've been missing!"
UK ppl: <nervously> "You sure?"
Govt: "Of course, go for it!"
Ppl: "Ok, if you insist."
<Few weeks later>
Govt: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??"
A girl in the restaurant were in is pretending to take a selfie to get a pic of me in the background so I did a smile and peace sign and she shit herself 🤣🤣🤣 just ask me bebz