George Ayre

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@JamesTCobbler

[Rhys Thompson @comporhys]

The tiny hardware shop in Vauxhall station has closed while the owner has leukaemia treatment and the little sign he’s put up is a tough read

[Cesc Fàbregas Soler @cesc4official]

How’s that offside? Game’s gone mad.

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@DaisyGrace88 Yeah, the slogan is useless. Just think that we’ve been told what we need to do to control this for the past however many weeks and if people don’t get it by now then they never will 🤷🏼‍♂️

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

What I took from that is, use a bit of common sense. If you can work in your office or on site safely, do it! If you can’t, dont! Don’t go out unless you need to or if it’s for exercise. It’s really not hard to get your head round. #coronavirus #UKlockdown #COVID19

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

What did people expect? That we’d all of a sudden be able to do everything we want again? Don’t get why people are so confused about the next step? It’s pretty clear and always has been 🤷🏼‍♂️#coronavirus #UKlockdown #COVID19 #

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@MundialMag Just received a copy of issue 21. Looks good. Only thing is, I’ve not ordered it. Any idea what I’ve signed up for or bought for this to come?🧐😂

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Hey @Alex_OxChambo Barrels of laughs here in the Milner household as well - rationing the tea bags for the week👍👍
#crazydays
#somuchtogetonwith
#notgotthemovestocompete

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@DaisyGrace88 Think we’ve also got 40 tins of confit de canard knocking about. We’ll eat like kings.

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

Just listened to the Chief Medical Officer and chief scientific advisor to the government...measured, seemingly honest answers and not shying away from questions. They’re not in a panic, why should I be?#coronavirusuk

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

absolute legend Jurgen Klopp refusing to take a question from The Sun 👏
adding a final kick in the balls: "and it's not because I'm in Liverpool now"

#dontbuythesun

https://t.co/wscIcX06Dj

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@redfred19 @SkySportsStatto @SkySportsPL 😂😂😂😂🧂

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@northernassist trains are cancelled and delayed sometimes, I can live with it. But why show them still running online and only showing it cancelled once I get to the platform, causing me to be stuck for an hour? Poor.

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@edeeenlee What made you go for them?👀🤪

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@pipathon @WYP_RPU Yes, he could be just sleeping 😴 However, the points to prove for the offence say he is still in charge of that vehicle on a road or in a public place, regardless of whether he drove or had any intention to drive 🥴

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@Deemonic_92 😂😂😂crazy week for our GK’s. We’ll be recalling Karius before we know it 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@TPExpressTrains Hello, was just wishing to enquire about lost property. I have left something aboard the SCA-MIA 2142hrs 30/06/19?

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@Sainsburys_Bank Please find the DM I’ve just sent and reply when you can! It’s regarding my no claims proof and is pretty urgent! Thanks!

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@Snappp_FMS the goal was like a dagger to my heart. But I had to share this with you 😂

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

Imagine wanting your own team to lose....never mind a derby😂😂😂😂 nothing short of desperate that! How the mighty have fallen...🙂#MUNMCI #lfc

[George Ayre @GeorgeAyre]

@Snappp_FMS @bbccomedy @BBCOne