Not George Brostanza

Parody. Not affiliated with the show Seinfeld or the fictional character George Costanza.

Brooooo STANZA!

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@LangmanVince "pressured" lmao

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@mattvanswol Does anyone actually read this slop?

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@JamesSurowiecki Why's he dressed like a monorail salesman?

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@atensnut You look like a melted thumb.

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@MeghanMcCain Clutch those pearls you dumb slob.

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@k10mbp Mmmmmmmmmmbappe

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@mattvanswol No one gives a shit what you want, grifter.

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@HondaDriver13 @LP_CLC @WhiteHouse Once again the funniest shit on the Internet is the absolute dumbest people on the planet calling anyone else a moron.

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@the__squires @maxasteele But she doesn't have total control of her mustache.

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@mrmikeMTL Easily

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@TomiLahren You definitely smell bad.

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@KylieJaneKremer You are insanely stupid, holy shit.

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@Wario64 Will cop at half price eventually.

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@ExposingClay He's the dumbest of grifters.

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@MattWalshBlog Nothing changed you smelly grifter.

[JunkFood Custom Arcades @junkfoodarcades]

Announcing the SLIDER modular fighting game controller!

Starts at $129 during pre-orders (reg $149).

Pre-orders start next Friday! Details below 🧵

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@Michele_Tafoya What the fuck are you babbling about?

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@aubrey_huff Intolerant, unhappy, whiny, mentally unstable, & sexually confused describes you perfectly.

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@revengeofJJ Works for Barstool so no.

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@barstoolWSD Nope