George Delgado

my Twitter for my comedy. gonna try and tweet a joke every two days to see what sticks.

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

@thescif 😂😂😂

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

@liz_churchill10 😂😂😂

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

@Mashburn4NC 😂😂😂

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

This needs to be shown in every film school

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

I should write a joke my all the jokes in my notes suck

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

Conservative men be like "Women want me. Fish fear me. Drag performers terrify me. Gay characters in cartoons keep me up at night. Parents who accept their children for who they are make me realize my heart will never have that same capacity to love my own children. Help."

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Chick Fil A is actually open on Sunday’s if you have a brick

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

single again and back on the apps: tinder, hinge, better help

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

@JayEtchings @ComedyWorks Thank you so much!

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

*Star gazing*
Me: Oh look there's Orion's Bussy

[George Delgado @GeorgeCDelgado]

Saw a jeep decorated like a stormtrooper that had a “support the troops” sticker in the Star Wars font. The nerdiest way to support fascism I’ve seen.