George Dimery

Cheese and beer enthusiast. Occasional chemist.

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@danwdavies So anyway, here's wonderwall

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@emilypr1tchard Its*

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@emilypr1tchard It was somewhere between that and a seagull with a chip too big for it's mouth

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@danwdavies As many as four?

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I do solemnly swear that if my new album (out tomorrow) goes to Number 1, I will never write, record or sing another song for as long as I shall live.

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@danwdavies Why cheesoid exist?

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@danwdavies That's not petrol cheesoid that's brie!

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@emilypr1tchard Jesus, they're like half empty bottles of Corona

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@danwdavies And that's all.

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@danwdavies I have so many questions.

Are the man and wife the source of the offal or the recipient?

Does the fungus look like an ear or did it grow in an ear?

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@danwdavies Bloody hate gravity

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@emilypr1tchard @fesshole Now there's a shout

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@emilypr1tchard @james_keeno We'll just follow the trail of half finished coronas and 💩

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@james_keeno @emilypr1tchard James and I will be there in short shorts utensils at the ready

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@Bradshaw496 @lendley @Birneybau @RachelRileyRR @james_keeno Classic

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@emilypr1tchard Locked?

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@emilypr1tchard @Bradshaw496 Lol. Just lol. As a perennial wedding rearranger, I feel this pain.

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@emilypr1tchard Couldn't see the wood for the trees?