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Anor Londo is real, you're just not looking hard enough #BLM

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Go play dark souls, you absolute coward. It's so good and you won't ever have an experience like your first run of that shit. When it 'clicks' is one of the best game experiences I've had in a game and I'd wish that feeling on everyone except my worst enemy

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Depressed Gamer Ready for 20th Playthrough of Dark Souls
https://t.co/2Uxy9O8rmy

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@laurencottonn Because there were a lot of good cats on screen

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@sadtrolleyman It's over

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@sadtrolleyman Yeah but how many dingers did Aristotle hit in his career?

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*another dude makes a Detroit style pizza bread*

Paul: once you get past the topping, it tastes a bit bland

Me: So he nailed it!

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*someone making conchas for British baking show*

Paul: ... It's a bit boring

Me: So she fuckin nailed it!

Fuck conchas

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I'm going to be completely honest. I didn't even know there was a Black ops 5.

[MG Knight @KnightTimeBlue]

Me after hitting my girlfriend with the most fucked up, un reactable 50/50 known to man kind

[pris @pwiscila]

Love when fall comes around and everyone starts watching Twin Peaks again because like yeah. That’s exactly right

[Chevy W. @AChevyWolf]

Dr. House announcing to his team the patient ha scurvy

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."

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Shadowboxing to Fitter Happier while Katie hears it for the first time

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You ever just drive a U-Haul for 9 hours to another state only to find that your parking space at your new place has been taken by somebody

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Dale Cooper is the only good cop

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"Carrie and Charlotte are the antagonists of the show"

[SVY @RealSvyart]

Read The Infinite and The Divine #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity

[aniihera 🌧️ @aniihera_]

How we feeling pathologic nation?