George Gouda

Cheese, milk's leap towards immortality

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Are you really gonna make me tell you what kind of danish I want?

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I've asked THOUSANDS of people for their favourite cheese. I've asked Netanyahu, the Kremlin's offical account, Trump, Biden, every MP from every party (pretty much).

The only rule I have for my cheese question is that I don't discriminate on who I ask. I don't care about whether I like the individual, their political or personal beliefs, or their actions.

My aim is to bring people together with a light hearted cheese fact finding quest. If you don't like me asking particular people, you don't need to DM me of your displeasure, just go.

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Humboldt Fog for breakfast, whose man is dis ?

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Soft Goat cheese reminds me of the winter time season. Just give me a warm cabin, some goat cheese, and a pomegranate and I’m set.

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New year, New Brie

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Cownapping Update! * Cows Found!!

It appears that the cows were found to be napping.

They’re all safe. Let the milk flow like it has in the promised lands of old. Oh and Apologies to Russia

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*Cownapping update*
Theory - Russia is one of the only countries that has never won a world cheese prize. - with this kind of dairy supremacy, we could see a major swing in the global cheese powers

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*Breaking News* Overnight many of the world’s top-prized dairy cows have been kiddnapped! The coordinated attack is still under investigation. WHO could have done such a thing and why?!

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For those who have been here since the beginning know my stance on American cheese. Cream cheese although delicious, bothers me as a term as well. Like people…There are many creamy cheeses! Be specific

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Oh my manchego! My head!

The wine and cheese pairings were simply a delight last night — I couldn’t help but indulge.

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Reflecting back on a wonderful year filled with cheese memories

What are your 2024 cheese resolutions?
#CTWBKKCountdown2024

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Salami and Swiss does not miss

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Merry cheesemas baby cheesus

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I love my mailman, because he’s basically my cheese dealer

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these days navigating your way through the fake cheese media, can be kinda rough.
If you want the truth when it comes to cold hard cheese (or warm soft cheese) facts, then look no further.

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@FranklinFromage I’m interested to know, whats your #GOAT goat cheese, and why ?

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Brie = Mmmmmmm c^2

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To my guests that arrived late and missed the creamy Harbison, all I can say is:

You snooze, you lose

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@tacobell Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Keyword: Cheesy

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