"Kieran we go live in 30 seconds. Do you want to change anything on your shelves?"
"Nah I'm good"
"Not even a little bit?"
"Looks ok to me"
"Well it IS a serious topic we are discussing.... Ok whatever. Break a leg I guess"
Not like open a little bit so the tail of a shirt could poke through, I'm talking like fully open like I've just tucked myself away. So the whole time I'd been talking to a Jehovah's witness, giving her an eyeful of my midrift and possibly my pants.
Happy ruddy Sunday.
Earlier today I opened the door to a lovely Jehovah's witness, she asked to see my girlfriend, I told her she was asleep as she's not feeling great. So I listened to her and took a leaflet of information and said goodbye.
I came back in, went back to the bedroom and my girlfriend was awake asking who it was. As I was explaining, my girlfriend started laughing and pointed to my crotch. I looked down and there was a gaping hole where my fly should've been.