George Louis

Up and coming stand up comedian. My head is like your email junk folder...There's a lot of spam

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

Nice to see Jimmy Carr on TV tonight on #blanketyblank

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@daytimesnaps

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@LisforLia All I have to say for this is: "Welcome to Jurrasic Park"

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@LisforLia It so is 😂

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@LisforLia Here you go hahaha

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@LisforLia Also looks like my long lost twin 😂

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

Day 272839 of lockdown and Ive now found myself treating the cat like a readers wife

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

"Kieran we go live in 30 seconds. Do you want to change anything on your shelves?"

"Nah I'm good"

"Not even a little bit?"

"Looks ok to me"

"Well it IS a serious topic we are discussing.... Ok whatever. Break a leg I guess"

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

Not like open a little bit so the tail of a shirt could poke through, I'm talking like fully open like I've just tucked myself away. So the whole time I'd been talking to a Jehovah's witness, giving her an eyeful of my midrift and possibly my pants.
Happy ruddy Sunday.

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

Earlier today I opened the door to a lovely Jehovah's witness, she asked to see my girlfriend, I told her she was asleep as she's not feeling great. So I listened to her and took a leaflet of information and said goodbye.

[George Louis @GeorgeLComedy]

I came back in, went back to the bedroom and my girlfriend was awake asking who it was. As I was explaining, my girlfriend started laughing and pointed to my crotch. I looked down and there was a gaping hole where my fly should've been.