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Testing. One. Two. Dan Andrews is still a cunt.

[George Not Michael 🎙 @GeorgeNtMichael]

Remember when I got banned on Twitter for singing Dan Andrews is a fucking cunt? Well guess what, he still is!

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

🚨 FIGJAM (UNPLUGGED 2025) by Senator Papahatziharalambrous — and no. This song isn't about you Dicktator Dan Andrews, or PM Alco! Or is it?

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Victoria’s Crime Catastrophe: Two Decades of ALP Failure Unleash a Nightmare on the Average Punter

G’day Punters, I’m not sure if you’re ready to hear this, but that’s never stopped me before!

For 20 years, Victorians have watched their state slide into a cesspit of crime under the Australian Labor Party (ALP), with Daniel Andrews and now Jacinta Allan—derisively dubbed "Jackass Allan" by fed-up locals—at the helm. What was once a proud, safe place to raise a family has morphed into a battleground where home invasions, carjackings, and violent assaults dominate the headlines. The stats don’t lie: crime has spiked, and the ALP’s soft-on-crime policies, weak bail laws, and obsession with a multicultural agenda have left police powerless and citizens defenceless. Worse, they’ve buried the truth—especially when it comes to non-white offenders and so-called "black gangs"—because it doesn’t fit their social justice warrior playbook. This isn’t just a policy failure; it’s a betrayal of every Victorian turned victim. Until the Premier, her kids, or some top brass face the terror of a home invasion themselves, nothing will change. We’re not Victorians anymore—we’re sitting ducks.

The Numbers Don’t Lie: A Crime Wave Two Decades in the Making

Let’s start with the cold, hard facts. Crime in Victoria has been trending upward under ALP rule, and the past two decades paint a grim picture. The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) and Victoria’s Crime Statistics Agency (CSA) provide the raw data, and it’s damning. In 2005, when Labor was already entrenched, the total number of criminal incidents recorded by police sat at 378,139. Fast forward to 2023, and that number had ballooned to 526,217—a 39% increase over 18 years. Population growth alone (Victoria’s population rose from 4.9 million in 2005 to 6.7 million in 2023, about 36%) doesn’t account for this; the rate of crime per capita has crept up too, from 7,717 incidents per 100,000 people in 2005 to 7,854 in 2023.

Violent crime tells an even uglier story. Assaults, the bread and butter of street-level terror, have skyrocketed. In 2005, Victoria recorded 28,497 assault incidents. By 2023, that number hit 42,617—a 49% jump. Robbery, often tied to home invasions and carjackings, climbed from 3,672 incidents in 2005 to 4,215 in 2023, despite a dip in the early 2010s. And youth crime? It’s at its highest level since 2009. The CSA’s 2024 data shows 23,810 alleged youth offender incidents in the year to June 2023, up 16.9% from the prior year. That’s kids as young as 10 breaking into homes, stealing cars, and wielding machetes—often on bail, often reoffending within days.

But here’s the thing: these numbers are likely underreported. The ABS’s Crime Victimisation surveys consistently show that only about half of assaults and a third of break-ins are reported to police. Victorians are losing faith in a system that catches crooks only to let them loose again. The ALP crows about “historic lows” in youth crime when it suits them, but the reality on the ground—weekly news of teen gangs terrorising suburbs—tells a different tale.

Black Gangs and the Multicultural Mirage: The Truth They Won’t Admit

Now, let’s cut through the politically correct nonsense. A chunk of this crime wave—especially the brazen home invasions—has been linked to groups the media gingerly calls “youth gangs,” but which many Victorians bluntly label “black gangs.” The stats back this up, though the ALP and their allies twist themselves into knots to hide it. In 2016-2017, during the height of the so-called “African gang crisis,” Sudanese-born offenders, despite being just 0.1% of Victoria’s population, accounted for 1% of alleged offenders statewide—10 times their demographic share. For aggravated burglaries, a proxy for home invasions, their overrepresentation was even starker: 4.8% of offenders in 2017, per CSA data.

This isn’t racism; it’s arithmetic. Sudanese and other non-white migrant communities aren’t the sole drivers of crime—Australian-born offenders still dominate raw numbers—but their disproportionate involvement in violent, high-profile offences like home invasions has fueled public outrage. Yet under Andrews and Allan, any attempt to spotlight this gets shouted down as bigotry. Remember the 2018 “African gangs” furore? Andrews dismissed it as a beat-up, claiming Victoria was safer than ever, even as Apex gang members—many of South Sudanese origin—smashed their way into homes across Melbourne’s suburbs. Fast forward to 2025, and the pattern holds: posts on X scream about “black gangs” invading homes in Brighton and Bendigo, while Allan’s government stays mum or pivots to platitudes about “community safety.”

Why the silence? It’s the multicultural agenda—a sacred cow for Labor. Admitting that some migrant groups are overrepresented in crime stats risks unraveling their narrative of seamless integration. So they fudge the numbers, lean on vague “youth crime” labels, and leave ethnicity data patchy—18% of youth offenders in 2024 had no country of birth recorded, per the CSA. Meanwhile, police insiders, like Commander Mark Galliott of Operation Alliance, admit on the ABC in 2025 that modern car thefts require home invasions to snag keys, a tactic linked to these roving gangs. The ALP’s refusal to name the problem leaves Victorians defenceless against a threat they’re not allowed to acknowledge.

Weak Bail Laws: Catch, Release, Repeat

If the crime wave is the disease, Victoria’s bail laws are the poison keeping it alive. Since the 2017 Bourke Street massacre by James Gargasoulas—a thug on bail—the ALP has fiddled with the Bail Act, but every tweak seems to make things worse. Andrews’ 2018 reforms tightened the screws, forcing offenders to prove “compelling reasons” for release. Sounds tough, right? Except it didn’t stick. By 2023, under Allan, the pendulum swung back: low-level offenders got easier bail, and youth justice reforms ditched presumption-of-bail changes for kids, opting for ankle bracelets instead—a trial that’s yet to stem the tide.

The result? A revolving door. In 2024, the CSA reported 3,892 youth offenders breached bail conditions, yet most were back on the streets within 48 hours. Take the July 2024 case: a teen on bail allegedly drove a stolen car into a 28-year-old man, killing him—freed just days earlier. Or January 2025: three teens arrested in Brighton for a violent home invasion, all on bail, all released again. X users like @AussieBattl3r rage that “loose bail laws embolden repeat youth offenders,” and they’re spot-on. Victoria Police’s own Shane Patton admitted in 2024 that a “small cohort” of 10- to 13-year-olds commit “less serious” crimes, but the older teens—16, 17—drive the mayhem, and the system can’t hold them.

Why? Because Allan’s government fears jailing kids—especially non-white kids—might clash with their progressive halo. Attorney-General Jaclyn Symes bleats about “recalibrating” bail to avoid “overrepresenting vulnerable cohorts,” but the community pays the price. Police, handcuffed by these laws, arrest the same faces weekly, only to watch magistrates wave them off. As Liberal MP James Newbury told 9News in 2025, “We cannot have a system where police arrest criminals and by the next morning they’re out, ready to commit the same crime again.” Yet that’s exactly what we’ve got.

No Right to Fight Back: Victims, Not Victorians

Here’s the final insult: if you’re an average punter facing a machete-wielding intruder, good luck defending yourself. Victoria’s self-defence laws are a minefield—use “reasonable force,” sure, but cross some invisible line, and you’re the one in cuffs. The Crimes Act 1958 lets you protect your home, but high-profile cases—like the 2016 elderly man charged after injuring a burglar—show the system often sides with the crook. Add sky-high legal risks and a justice system that coddles offenders, and you’re better off praying than fighting.

This is the ALP’s recipe for disaster: emboldened gangs, toothless police, and citizens stripped of agency. X posts from @D00sF1nd3r in 2025 sum it up: “Victoria, the crime, criminal, multi-bail, machete, car jacking, home invasion, brutal attacks state under @JacintaAllanMP.” The sentiment’s raw, and it’s everywhere—Victorians feel abandoned.

Wake-Up Call: When Will They Care?

Nothing will shift until the elite feel the heat. Imagine a black gang kicking down Jacinta Allan’s door, her kids cowering as thugs ransack the place. Or the Chief Commissioner’s car jacked at knifepoint. Or a High Court judge waking to a brick through their window. Only then might the ALP ditch the platitudes and act. But us? The average punter? We don’t matter. We’re not Victorians—we’re victims, collateral damage in a failed experiment of weak laws and woke denialism.

The stats prove crime’s up. The streets scream it. Gangs—yes, often non-white—run rampant because bail’s a joke and multiculturalism’s a shield. Police are powerless, and we’re defenceless by design. This isn’t a state; it’s a war zone. Time for a reckoning—before it’s too late.

Cheers,

Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Sources and stuff:

- Stats: Pulled from ABS Recorded Crime data (2005-2023), CSA annual reports, and 2024-2025 updates where available. Youth crime specifics from ABC and CSA 2024 releases.

- Non-White Offenders: 2016-2018 Sudanese data from CSA and Diversity Council Australia’s 2018 fact-check. Recent ethnicity data is patchy, reflecting ALP reluctance to track it fully.

- Bail Laws: Tracked reforms via The Age, ABC, and Guardian Australia reports (2018-2025).

- Senator Papahatziharalambrous is not a paid journalist, err propagandist on MSM and if by chance you ever see my articles anywhere you know it’s been stolen, err published for free.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

🚨 BREAKING: Victoria’s Crime Catastrophe: Two Decades of ALP Failure Unleash a Nightmare on the Average Punter

The 13 O'clock News: https://t.co/82CjVDFCeH

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

🚨 BREAKING: Victoria’s Crime Catastrophe: Two Decades of ALP Failure Unleash a Nightmare on the Average Punter

The 13 O'clock News: https://t.co/82CjVDFCeH

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

🚨BREAKING: Muslim groups are now calling for bacon to be BANNED in Australia.

Apparently it is disrespectful towards Muslims.

Would you be willing to give Muslims up for bacon? 😂

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

For those asking who Dan Andrews is now doing.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Dear Premier Jackass Allan, if you put Dan Andrews’s arrest on pay per view you could settle the States debt.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

🚨 Victoria’s crime wave has a hidden truth: Sudanese offenders 10x overrepresented, black gangs hitting homes—but Labor won’t say it. They’d rather shield their woke image than your family. The stats don’t lie; the ALP does. Article drops tomorrow on The 13 O’clock News.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Teens kill, rob, invade homes—then walk free on bail to do it again. Labor’s “justice” system is a revolving door for thugs, while you’re powerless to fight back. Victoria’s a victim state, and Allan’s to blame. Full story coming on The 13 O’clock News tomorrow (Substack).

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Victoria’s crime crisis laid bare: 39% more criminal incidents since 2005, assaults up 49%, youth crime at a decade high. Labor’s watched it spiral while burying the real story. Your neighborhood’s not safe—and they don’t care. Full article tomorrow. #VictoriaUnderSiege #ALPFail

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Who else agrees?

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

For those who keep asking what was the tweet, and those who already know, you're welcome, and remember Dan Andrews Is A F*cking C*nt! (always was and always will be) 😂

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Remember when Dan Andrews gave the order to Victoria Police to shoot at unarmed children, women and men in the city? Because that’s what it took to preserve our democracy in this State.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

I’ll go first. An anchor.

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

I don't care what anyone says, but this was probably one of my most satisfying tweets of the past three years. This was my finest hour 🤣

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

I dare to dream, the dream that is Australia. How about you?

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

Lyrics.

I Dare To Dream

Intro:
I dare to dream, the dream that is Australia,
Where hearts are free, and spirits never yield.
Through every trial, we rise, unbroken, stronger,
A land of hope, where dreams become the field.

Verse 1:
This country’s more than just the ground we stand,
It’s every hand that’s built this sacred land.
Through dust and fire, through storm and endless sea,
I see the dream—it’s calling you and me.

Chorus:
I dare to dream, the dream that is Australia,
Where courage burns, and freedom lights the way.
We are the dreamers, the doers, the believers,
And I won’t rest until we see that day.

Verse 2:
They say the dream is fading, but not for me,
It lives in hearts that yearn to keep us free.
Our stories echo loud through ancient skies,
A land where hope refuses to demise.

Chorus:
I dare to dream, the dream that is Australia,
Where courage burns, and freedom lights the way.
We are the dreamers, the doers, the believers,
And I won’t rest until we see that day.

Bridge:
It’s not enough to wish, we must ignite,
To stand for what is ours, to claim our right.
Together we can build, together we defend,
A dream worth fighting for, until the very end.

Verse 3:
So hold the line, my friends, and don’t let go,
The seeds we plant today will surely grow.
For those who follow, we must blaze the trail,
And dare to dream a land that will not fail.

Chorus:
I dare to dream, the dream that is Australia,
Where courage burns, and freedom lights the way.
We are the dreamers, the doers, the believers,
And I won’t rest until we see that day.

Outro:
I dare to dream, and so can you,
This land’s unlike no other.
The dream is ours, together we'll thrive,
Australia’s heart we must keep alive.

© Senator Papahatziharalambrous 2025

[Senator Papahatziharalambrous ✝️ Parody 🎙️ @Takin_Thepis_s]

"I Dare To Dream" from the Sounds Like Australia album, by Senator Papahatziharalambrous. Available on Spotify, Apple Music, iHeart, Amazon, YouTube and over 150 streaming services and platforms.

Links.

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