George Pell

Supreme Leader Of The Australian Catholic Church. Opinions are His.

(NB: This is not the real Cardinal George Pell)

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As Jesus said at Calgary, "Bugger".

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Sure is nice to wake up in the morning and not be charged with any crim.... OH GODDAMMIT

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You can't charge me with anything. I have an "I didn't do it" clause in my contract with the big fella upstairs.

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I have done NOTHING WRONG. Also God is real and Mary had magic baby-making parts.

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Only God can fire me. I had it put in my contract.

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Have I started being a pompous arse yet? I can't remember.

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Dear God,
I am a terrible human being.
Amen.

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Can you be allergic to video links

Wait this isn't Google is it

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A car just pulled up outside with "Corpo della Gendarmeria" written on it. I'm sure it's nothing.

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Just said a quick prayer for Tim Minchin. May or may not have included the phrase "cast his piano into the pit of hell".

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*cough* No really.

*cough*

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I was vacuuming in the nude and I slipped and fell on it and I couldn't get it out again WAIT THIS ISN'T THE CONFESSIONAL

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I'm allergic to telling the truth.

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I have a note from my cardiologist but it's in my other cassock.

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I'm... um... washing my hair.

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I don't give a stuff
About other people's pain.
Hey look a haiku.

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God gave me an ouchie. For reals.

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God sees everything. And I know nothing. NOTHING.

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I'm sticking with Jesus on the divorce debate. What's good enough for an unmarried 2000-year-old ghost magician is good enough for me.

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Confused about the new direction of the Church. Can we still burn the gays at the stake, or is that considered a faux pas?