GP

Ahh well.........

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[GP @GeorgePorteous1]

@ClammyWynette1 Christ…

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

This is me in a nutshell 🤣🤣🤣

[Moody Bastard @Boss__Tha]

Hydration break.

[Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor]

Hydration Break

[👻 Gills Mystic Muff 👻 @TheHauntedFanny]

Wee Drink before me & Nicola head off to the Pub to watch England win 🤭

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #FootballsComingHome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Becky Argyle @ArgyleBecky]

Read this & weep for Scotland under this shower of SNP charlatans. THE new scandal-hit Glen Sannox ferry costing over £200 MILLION, four times original budget,is being pulled from regular service to serve as a backup vessel after just 18 months in service. https://t.co/YGKMhKoilC

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

A handy crib sheet for any journalist asking John Swinney about the indyref fundraiser money. https://t.co/SoS7U6bIcO

[Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas]

John, are all these private jet owners in the room with you at present?

[Gareth Baines @DrGABaines]

Nicola Sturgeon has updated her pronouns to him/not me

[Stephen Kerr MSP @RealStephenKerr]

This is up there among my greatest concerns.

Nicola Sturgeon spent years telling the world Scotland was better governed, more transparent and morally superior.

Now, thanks to the culture that grew under her leadership, Scotland risks becoming known for secrecy, shut-down questions, closed ranks and corruption at the top.

That matters.

Countries compete for investment on trust, reputation and confidence. People invest where government is accountable - not where power appears concentrated among insiders and scrutiny is treated as an inconvenience.

Nicola Sturgeon did not just damage trust in politics. She damaged Scotland’s reputation.
https://t.co/RwBFtBXujS

[GP @GeorgePorteous1]

@Wee_Welshie @Adambinks @Ryanair Never flown with @Ryanair and never will. I’m stunned that people do given their reputation but each to their own I guess…🤷

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

She is not being held responsible for her husband’s crimes. She is being called to account for her deliberate frustration of the legitimate scrutiny which might have revealed those crimes. The distinction should be perfectly intelligible to anyone except the disingenuous.

[Laura McConnell @LauraFMcConnell]

I’m not sure that a party that cannot spot a major fraud in its own accounts is fit for the fiscal responsibilities of an independent nation.

[GP @GeorgePorteous1]

@ClammyWynette1 @Fatbaldbloke1

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Ladies & Gentlemen I give you our Minister for Victims and Community Safety. What a time to be alive.

[GP @GeorgePorteous1]

@MajorDMalpas @CSaltroad1 My favourite U2 album is the one that I use as a frisbee for the dog

[Ben Thatchers Elbow @BenThatchers]

I’m fucking dreading my turn to marry Katie Price.

[GP @GeorgePorteous1]

@ClammyWynette1 I’d imagine it was something like ‘oh bother, I’d best grab a mop and merrily clean this up!’ 😂