George Portsmith

Striker and scorer for @PDeerwoodFC

Dad of 3 small weins

Sometimes funny, sometimes not,

Connoisseur of Stella

#StGeorgeShooter

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Just watched moana, more like bore-ana, don't know what's worse @TheRock pal, your acting or your football skills. SMH

#GorgeousGeorge
#PDFC

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Sorry been inactive guys,

I lost my phone in between the couch cushions while watching tipping point and couldney find it until the noo

#FreePete
#CommitOrQuit

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

#Truth

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

On the training pitch today, some young fella tried to roulette past me, showed him what for, two footed the wee twat, fella was in tears, He'll remember who's king around here

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Last time I went on a pub crawl I ended up crawling in the pub

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Call me spiderman the way I be using that web shooter

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Spiderman

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Walking to work today, some wee dug started yapping at me, you know I had to tell him what for, so I dropped my bag and started barking at him, shut him up it did

#Alpha

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Decided to go to the beach today, not to busy today, traffic was crazy though

#FunInTheSun

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Pleasure to be back playing together again old friend

[Pete Deerwood FC @SaintGeorgeCF]

Please welcome @Ferrari to the club #PDFC🦌 #furryart #CommitOrQuit

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Was sitting our back today in the garden when a seagull flew straight at me,fellas lucky I didn't grab him as he turned away, made me drop my teacake in my cuppa, the soggy cake didn't taste good

#StGeorgeStories
#SunnySundays

[Pete Deerwood FC @SaintGeorgeCF]

GOOOOOOOOAAALLLL! @PeteDeerwood54 scores and he does it in style as this goal confirms promotion to division 3!! #PDFC🦌#CommitOrQuit #R34 #furry

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Since it was a nice sunny day so went to sun bathe at the beach, while sipping on my lager, some hoodlums shouted at me "got them grippers out?"

Are "grippers" the new term for ice lollies because if so, I love me some grippers

#GripperFan

#FunInTheSun

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Decided to go wild today and go have some fun,

Went to the bingo hall and guess what, your boy WON!,

Screaming "Bingo Big Man" and had a wee boogie,

One a £20 voucher for M&S

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Such a great addition,

Always been a big fan off today pitch, pleasure working with her.

Up the RA

#ConmitOrQuit
@icespicee_

[Pete Deerwood FC @SaintGeorgeCF]

Please welcome our new signing @icespicee_ #PDFC🦌#CommitOrQuit #Furry #R34

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Grandkids was playing on his DS, one of those pocketmen games and saw they added @PeteDeerwood54 to the game

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

I'm aware of how I was today, I don't know what happened I just buckled under the pressure, I hope I can be forgiven and given the chance to improve.

- George

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Such a sorro to see a great person fall like he did, but this type of behaviour should never be tolerated, we stand in solidarity.

[Pete Deerwood FC @SaintGeorgeCF]

#PDFC🦌

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Congrats to everyone both on the pitch and in the stands, we recovered and pushed through all expectations, shooting for the skies now.

#CommitOrQuit
#PDFC
#RoadToDiv1

[George Portsmith @GeorgePortsmith]

Went for a wee walk today, tripped and landed face first into horse crap, family wouldn't let me back in the house until I was clean, was getting water boarded by the hose, fell like an Al Qaeda hostage, still reeking