My mom always falls for Kona coffee. It sounds fancy but is far inferior to Columbian. My first hooker was a Colombian girl from New York. In honor of Candy, betting the Knicks tonight
My sister told my mom I'm a degenerate gambler. I'm the only honest bettor online who posts his slips. Getting some CLV on my Thunder futures. The women don't understand ππΏ
Got my first pussy in 33 years today. Met this cat in an alley meeting a bookie to place an old school bet on the Thunder. It was very fluffy, A+ ππΏ
My sister is in town from California. We went to Panda Express with mom & she got the teriyaki chicken. It was very good.
The bitch was telling my mom I'm 67 & should move out of the basement. She is just upset I turned her old bedroom into my sports betting office.
Happy #CincoDeMayo ! Trump Tower Grill makes the best Taco Bowls! A+ rating! Mom gets pissed that I eat here cause it's expensive. I love Hispanics! Brook Lopez has helped Giannis out over the years.
I had it my way tonight. Broke the TV after hearing too many stupid Burger King commercials. Mom will be pissed but maybe we can get a flat screen in the kitchen π€πΏ
I bet Sovereignty today at Churchill Downs. Mom was happy I got a win. @amandacvance got very drunk and needed to be kicked out. Using my winnings to bet more on Hurricane's series.
Bet the @HoustonRockets at Rivers. Played a bit of poker. The scrubs betting in odd increments really annoy me. Who raises $4? Lost in poker. Mom will be mad at me if I lose my allowance, so Rockets must win.
Went to BetRivers today to bet the Hurricanes series. Wore my Canes jersey & picked up Canes on the way. Got a gyros, it was C-. Hopefully if they win, I can move out of Mom's basement π€πΏ
Ordered takeout tonight. Got the fried catfish from JJs Fish & Chicken, it is A+. Mom paid for it but I had to borrow her car & pick it up. I have a lot of catfish tenders bet on clips tn π€πΏ!
I always get a clip when I bet the Clippers. Went to Ruben's barbershop today. I told him to give me the Zubac since he is the best center in the series. Got a 8.7/10 haircut. My mom only gave it a 5. What do you guys think?