George Thorman

I'm much too verbose to describe myself in brief. She/Her

[George Thorman @GeorgeThorman]

This moment will fill me with glee and righteousness for the rest of my life. Finally a war criminal admits he’s a war criminal.

[BNO News @BNONews]

Former U.S. President George W. Bush: "The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine"

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@GinaKCUR 2 bd/2 ba @ 44th and Jefferson. $595 in ‘03-06.

[George Thorman @GeorgeThorman]

My 6 old announced he didn’t want to go to school on a Wednesday because he doesn’t like music class.

Me: What don’t you like about it?

6 year old: The teacher seems like the kind of guy who plays electric guitar.

Please excuse me while I laugh forever.

[George Thorman @GeorgeThorman]

Husband: I’m not offended by the patriarchy aspect of this, but…
Me: You’re a man! Of course you’re not offended by the patriarchy!
Husband: [laughs maniacally]
#conversationswithmyhusband

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Me: It won’t get firm.
Husband: Did you beat it enough?
Me: You can’t beat it! You have to be gentle!

-on ganache #cookingwithmyhusband

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to libraries and library workers. We love and appreciate you 📚 that’s all

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@AndreaPalmer @HiltonHotels @HiltonHHonors Ugh, customer service clearly isn’t one of their strengths.

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Just so everyone is clear-

Memorial Day: For Service Members who died during service

Veteran’s Day: For All Service Members

Don’t put a “happy” in front of Memorial Day. It’s a somber occasion.

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Kobe was inducted into the Hall of Fame last night. Lots of coverage on his wife’s speech, but none on how she stood by him after he cheated on her by raping a woman. Why aren’t there more consequences for accomplished men?

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Hey, remember when #KobeBryant apologized for raping someone? What a legacy! https://t.co/Oaff45K6BN

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

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@MaryLynnRajskub Darwinism at it’s finest!

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@IMDb My Blue Heaven

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@GovParsonMO 8,900 Missourians have died of COVID-19. Don’t you think that accounts for some of these job openings? Or is just the “overwhelming wage” of $300 per week? Would $300 a week discourage you from going back to work if you lost your $2,557 weekly salary?

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I need a mask that says, “It’s Just Allergies! I’m vaccinated!”

[George Thorman @GeorgeThorman]

Caller: May I speak with George or Jessica, please?
Me: Yes, this is.
Her: Is this George or Jessica?
Me: My first name is George & my middle name is Jessica.
Her: I’m so confused.
Me: I’m a cis-gendered woman with a traditionally male first name.
Her: I don’t get it.
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

[George Thorman @GeorgeThorman]

Just over here watching a documentary on minimalism while I order my son’s summer wardrobe online.

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

The world won’t be different until we’re willing to think differently about the world.

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@IMDb Jesse and Celine from the Before Trilogy

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Let’s snuggle forever until we both die at the exact same time. -My 5 year old

I don’t know whether to “awwww” or 😳 #MomLife

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@JimmyKimmelLive I promise not all Americans are idiots. I’ve read over a 100 books since the start of the pandemic. Right now I’m reading Nick Hornby’s “Juliet, Naked” and Jen Sincero’s “Badass Habits”.