George Unda

Hey Everyone!

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Wouldn’t it be ironic and downright biblical if the second coming of Jesus wasn’t on a golden chariot, but in the form of a caged Mexican kid taken from his parents?

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Why I won’t have sex with you anymore. #NotFreeClinic

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To that end, it was not lost on me that in a film titled CALLED ME BY YOUR NAME, the last word spoken was....

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When you're so fucked up and you don't even know what you're discussing with your Uber driver.

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That friend who arrives to the pool party, already a fucking mess.

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A friend of mine made this meme. It's hilarious and delicious.#MarineLePen2017

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RIVETING!
#wherethebearsare

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Me gliding away from other people's bullshit

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When your mom snoops through your browser history and asks what https://t.co/5aatsWrTIi is about.

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Growing up Latino, watching the women in your family go at it and waiting for that fatality move.

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Friend: "How's the house party? Are people still there?"
Me:

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Random: "Show me your dick! You uncut?"
Me:

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Random: Send me nudes!

Me:

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My face now every time I get on a plane and they ask us the volunteer our seats

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That guy at the gym that sells bootleg steroids

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When you're in the restroom of a nightclub and they start sniffing you out to see if you have any charity cocaine

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I'm Nelson aka "Neltron" from "Who the fuck asked you?!" --and you are watching Disney.

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That queen at the nightclub that is always trying to bum some mollie.

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What's your idea of a perfect first date?
Me: