George

never had a single bad plum

[Pitbull @pitbull]

.@LukeTheNuke180 it was an honor, wishing you the best of luck. You have the Green Light, Dale!

[George @George_Elem]

iconic interaction on r/tattooadvice

[George @George_Elem]

what did robyn mean when she said "now my lyric's on your booby" 🤔

[George @George_Elem]

if there is a medal event happening why am I instead watching studio interviews? riddle me that, bbc?

[George @George_Elem]

CMO chief mewing officer

[George @George_Elem]

holy shit 😮‍💨

[George @George_Elem]

on the phone to the locksmith and I'm throwing round words like bolt and latch with no knowledge whether either of those words are remotely relevant

[George @George_Elem]

yeah boss this deadlock's a doozy, the shaft isn't turning, the backshot's blocked I reckon

[George @George_Elem]

elleboog

[Jasper Schilder @jasperschilder]

VAR maar dan met beerpong

[George @George_Elem]

bad day to be a strava

[George @George_Elem]

"I can't be a traitor, because I'm a faithful!!!"

[George @George_Elem]

huge flex for the letter s that it gets sibilance and the other 25 little runts call it alliteration

[George @George_Elem]

this is a rant tweet

[George @George_Elem]

just signed up to GPT4

[George @George_Elem]

catching the red eye next week (farting on my housemate's pillow)

[George @George_Elem]

can everyone stop buying graze bbq crunch so that they bring the price back down from the absurd £2.60

[George @George_Elem]

least favourite yu gi oh card

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

*dead eyed blue haired nonbinary sees me flinch when someone says macchiato* where did you serve

[George @George_Elem]

hitting a hey I'm walkin ere speedrun (any %) seconds after touchdown in jfk