G.M

God’s Plan.

[Suriyah @suriyahsays]

@theashrb Flo looking for her next job with her iced coffee

[Jenny Okpechi 📈investor 🇬🇧 @savvymoneygirl]

The problem isn’t the £5.5 matcha, it’s the £35,000 salary in a £2000 rent cities.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me and that one underwear that holds my pad very well:

[Schrödinger’s Goat @Damideazy]

im not bothered about carter

im more concerned a significant portion of Nigerians find this entertaining

[shan. @shancherxo]

lol i’m still so stunned by the girl on tiktok that put the M&S custard cream spread between two gingerbread & white chocolate cookies and ate it like sandwich 😭 like, pls???

[Ash @theashrb]

No normal person is sitting on a Ryanair flight to Canada pls.

[MADAM PAPER🫦☽☾ @nott_louu]

as a society we need to decenter ironing our clothes

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

Wtf was that UK teacher thinking coming to TikTok to bitch about a student with anxiety?? Did she think this is America??? You’re getting FIRED

[jax ☘️ @jaxbra]

excuse me I think you mean that's Dr Nicole and Anthony at the US Open
#RHOM

[Bravo’s Prison Pipeline @livelovesimone]

I called for Ashley Darby’s firing last season.

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

lemme go dust off this Robyn hate card, haven’t used it in awhile

[Tall is her body 🇩🇲 @verniejtweets]

Some of us are not chill about either of these things. Some of us don’t even want fruity vape smoke blown in our faces

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

Watching a Black American devour down a cafe breakfast made by legacy east end Turks.

GOD SAVE OUR SCRAN.

[🧣 @notokiki]

me when my pad shifts in public..

[F 🦂 @Fvfie_]

Meeting Americans in real life is the closest you get to meeting a real life cartoon

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

May God have mercy on the innocent kids and women of Thailand

[🇻🇨🇧🇧🇹🇹𓋹|مكتوب✍🏾𓂀 @PhxraohMindsxt]

I love tweets like this. Jab is doing its job 😂 👏🏾👏🏾

[Petty Pippen @KREAM_89]

Gizelle always trying to get to the bottom of someone else's business.

But still ain't get down to the bottom of how she got written out her daddy's will!!!! #rhugt

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

Condoms are available free of charge to everyone in the UK. Politics UK is owned by Reform councillor Bailey Nash-Gardner who works for ex Tory Reform MP Andrew Rosindell.

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Suffocating us with a heatwave all summer and then it raining across the weekend that matters the most is very British I must say.