George Lines

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@fizzer18 do u think trainee footy players look at Carrick,ect. And think I can play the ball sideways or backwards for 100+k a week?

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@GaryLineker do u think trainee footy players look at Carrick,ect. And think I play the ball sideways or backwards for 100k a week?

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@Lord_Sugar sales: sold my soul for a pot noodle, skills: great 5-a-side 'keeper, attitude: I'm not a dickhead! Interested?

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@Neil_Morrissey gonna song this to the fridge!
FRIDGE..Fridge,fridge,fridgey,fridey, fridge..Full of lager, full of lager,lager,lager,lager!

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@NoelGallagher flicking through music channels for an hour then remembered I have oasis live at Manchester recorded!! #jackpot #winner

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#starsintheireyes ummm..... wtf, what have u done - I am speechless. Just dreadful, you have completely ruined a classic show. Total rubbish

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@Hbombarris you can do it!!!

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Really wish it was #fridaylagers today, long ass week ahead.

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Pub + lager + ashes = perfection!!!!

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Linesy's speed is super sharpe!! Race out of work to try and the earlier bus to get home for the cricket. Made it by 1 second - #champion

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@teamhill888 really..... That's problem solved if hencher is back - we live in the same village!!! Boom!

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Remains the best 5-a-side keeper in Cheltenham...... If not the world...... True story!!!!!

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

Lunching in the sunny park - perfect!!!

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

Had a little break from twitter but now I'm back and ready to tweet and abuse!

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

I am sooooooo depressed right now, dead office...... No one talking crap..... Utter boredom....... Save me from this nightmare!!!

[George Lines @Georgeyrocks]

@rickygervais ...... So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey.......... I forgot the rest of the joke........, but your mother's a whore!!!

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Sat in the office all by myself until home time at 5....... Should I be good and actually do some work?!!! Or should I play with my phone!!

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@mrdanwalker #ham and cheese pasty from greggs for lunch, yummy!

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@Andy_TuT - tips - dodge, duck, dive, ummmm dodge!!! #schoolboy

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Cheers from the every first episode - still brilliant after all those years! I wanna go where everybody knows my name!!!! @achrisevans