suspicious of everyone suggesting forgoing bras to celebrate dolly when the correct course of action would be to wear that torture device of a fully lined underwire bra buried deep in your dresser that hikes your titties high enough that you can hear them bounce
i still think “tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is unironically one of the best lines ever
they're trying to smear my goat but he will not be silenced!!!!! one of the very few a-listers in hollywood with a moral backbone!!! they could never take him down no matter how much they try to smear his name or blacklist him!!!!
there should be multiple close friend insta stories. sometimes i want to post something to mentally ill close friends but sometimes i want to post something to horny close friends. very different groups.
@YourFriendTina Alanis morisette put you oughta know on jagged little pill twice, same exact song, the only difference is that the second one has a hidden track at the end. But the songs are exactly the same
People last night couldn’t believe how funny and charming I was after getting way more drunk than everyone else. They looked at me in awe as I made sexual jokes and witty remarks about their personal lives, inbetween long anecdotes that I repeated several times, louder each time
"it's not my job to educate you" was the single most counterproductive phrase ever added to the progressive lexicon. If you are interested in changing peoples' opinions, it is 100% your job to educate other people. And it's a blessing! A joy! The work of being alive.
hace poco leí un texto q hablaba sobre cómo se están perdiendo los espacios para ver y vivir la desnudez de manera no sexualizada (algo natural a lo largo de la historia) y creo q es una pérdida grande que la única oportunidad de ver un cuerpo desnudo sea en el sexo o en el porno