Georgia Pink

I'm a real phoney

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

I think I deserve the Gulbenkian Prize for Humanity every time I wash out my yoghurt pots before recycling them.

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

This Christmas reminds me of the Christmas I found out Santa wasn’t real

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

Things are a bit shit at the moment but watching these gorges belt it out made me feel better about the state of things😊❤️
@richardjames85

[Stuart Matthew Price @stuartmprice]

Check out my latest video release! A fun pick me up for these dark times 👍🏻 NO ONE SINGS HIGHER THAN ME feat. Ben Beechey, Richard J Hunt, Stuart Ma... https://t.co/qDGlwbWCqq via @YouTube

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

PLEASE CAN WE ALL JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

Gavin Williamson MP: Teach British children about the realities of British Imperialism and Colonialism - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Nr2Easfqzk via @UKChange

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

@WraggPeat Tell her to go back to her rightful place in the sea

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

January 2020: I attended 28 hot yoga sessions

May 2020: I ate 28 tubes of pringles

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

I’m so glad I found “@KathyBurke All Woman” this evening. I needed it.

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

@charltate Me too!!!!
I only heard it the other day

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

Crow update:
❤️

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

It would appear as though my Dad has captured a crow...

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

Lovehearts look like ecstasy pills now #DidYouKnow #2018 #ThisCouldBeSoldOutsideFabric
#shame

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

Thank you❤️will forever have goosebumps induced by your voice #riparetha

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

I could go on #helpmeimpoor

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

My friends complaining about money:
Oh! I can’t afford that first class upgrade
Me complaining about money:
Oh! I can’t afford coco shreddies

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

My friends complaining about money:
Oh! I can’t afford that second holiday
Me complaining about money:
Oh! I can’t afford the train to work

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

That automatic “playing of the next video” feature on YouTube is dangerous. Been watching James Corden related videos for an hour

[Georgia Pink @GeorgiaPink]

@SknnyMochaSeren omgiwannasquishthosecheekssobad