Princess Peach

This account...this is not a good account.

[Princess Peach @GeorgiaSweet20]

*sprawled across the bed in sweatpants and a golden girls t-shirt, eating triscuits in the dark*

Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

fun uncle vs cousin that isn’t in the groupchat

[scotty @plathiandc]

screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud

[JP @jpbrammer]

if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

The Germans at Normandy, June 6, 1944

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Every now and then it’s nice to remember this orangutan’s reaction to this trick.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Some very rare giraffes. 😂😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A bird pushes its friend under a shed during a downpour.. 😊

[ISAIAH ★💋 @spookysai]

mf bit her like he was a sock puppet 😭😭😭

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Jaden girl not now

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. He may not jump as high anymore. But his tail wags are as big as ever. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Jan @PleaseGoAwayBye]

@AMAZlNGNATURE 😍😍 Is he single tho?

[clare @sadderlizards]

she gets it