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[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

This shit must go so hard if you’re a thousand years old and an absolute cunt

[Rich Homie Jawn @soulfauxreal]

White women in tennis are the biggest group of whiny ass babies and sore fucking losers.

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

"young women have no concept of what being beautiful actually is."

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[Lemon Sturgis @LemonSturgis]

I want my taxes to go towards feeding hungry people.

[Mar @_martremblay]

Some men are just losers

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The people screwing you over arrive in Britain in private jets. Not small boats.

[theo @theosal]

Ancient Greeks switching from black figure to red figure pottery in 530 BCE

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

After watching The Rehearsal I believe this to be the safest flight of all time

[latke @latkedelrey]

how i look i dancing to the sopranos theme song every single time i watch