𝓖𝓑𝓔𝓝

live your life,no stress.

🤎isaiah 54:15🤎

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

Me choosing “Truth” in truth or dare game, just to lie anyway

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"summer this, summer that", oga you’re in Nigeria.. it’s rainy season please.

don't annoy me!!!

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Four portions of asun rice, still asking me "are you not buying any protein?" The asun inside na Vitamins?

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Rihanna performing “B*tch Better Have My Money” at Jay-Z’s sold-out show tonight.

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

RIHANNA IS BACK

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever look at old photos of yourself and realize how insanely fucking thin you were but you thought you were fat?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Me after someone stares at me for too long

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The way I don't care about my Instagram account anymore 😭😭

[Emmy🎀° @princess_ehmy]

His child accidentally released the handbrake.....

But he chose love over anger❤️❤️❤️

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Lady tracks down and arrests an inDrive rider for allegedly steåling an expensive hair she ordered to be delivered to her residence in Lagos State.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[WILL〽️ @fineboywill]

“Financial mistake” and it’s just your basic need. I hate this country

[andreza @andrezahoffer]

Eu ODEIO gente que não respeita quem tá dormindo, eu fico MUITO puta, de verdade

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Some parents still think walking into an office and asking for a job is a valid strategy in 2026

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

My friend's brother, who is an Uber driver, had two ladies he considered his special clients.

Whenever they called him, even if it was 2 a.m., he'd go and pick them up because they tipped him well.

Last week, he had the worst experience of his life and has been at home ever since, trying to recover from the shock.

They called him around 11 p.m. and asked him to pick them up in Lekki Phase 1. He left his house and got there around 11:40 p.m., but he didn't see them.

He called them again, and they told him to wait by Ikoyi Link Bridge.

He drove there, parked, and waited. At exactly 12 a.m., he said he saw the two ladies coming out of the water and walking towards his car.

According to him, that was when he noticed they didn't have legs.

He said his entire body went cold. He couldn't look them in the eyes because they both looked different. He was shaking but tried to act like everything was normal.

He dropped them off at a hotel in Victoria Island. As they were about to get out of the car, they warned him not to tell anyone what he had seen and threatened him if he did.

The guy hasn't fully recovered. He keeps screaming in his sleep as though he's seeing ghosts.

Men, be careful out there. Not every fine girl you see is human.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I’m not a high risk friend.

We can text twice a year and you’re still my gee.

[Chukwu Emeka✍️⚙️ @AskEmmy0]

Here is what every Nigerian
needs to screenshot right now:
A police officer CANNOT legally:
✗ Collect your phone without court order
✗ Demand your ATM pin
✗ Hold you beyond 24hrs without charge
✗ Arrest you without stating a reason
✗ Detain you for "looking suspicious"
These are not opinions.
Section 35. 1999 Constitution.
It is your right.
Learn it before you need it.