Claire

[Claire @Georginavty]

How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing..

[Claire @Georginavty]

How do you photoshop yourself and still look ugly? That's like cheating on a test and still failing...

[Claire @Georginavty]

#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou you're rated R for ratchet.

[Claire @Georginavty]

I automatically say "Shit" when something wrong happens.

[Claire @Georginavty]

When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse da hell outta me

[Claire @Georginavty]

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

[Claire @Georginavty]

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

[Claire @Georginavty]

Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, unless you're a hoe.

[Claire @Georginavty]

Twitter is looking like a ghetto CNN right now #Ratchet

[Claire @Georginavty]

Mrs.Puff From Spongebob Hood As Fuck She Been To Jail Bout 10 Times

[Claire @Georginavty]

Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day!

[Claire @Georginavty]

Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

[Claire @Georginavty]

We went from The Waltz to Twerkin'.. What has this world come too?

[Claire @Georginavty]

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. Hoe.

[Claire @Georginavty]

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."

[Claire @Georginavty]

#MyExTaughtMe THAT IF HER WEAVE BRIGHTER THAN HER FUTURE #DumpTheHoe !

[Claire @Georginavty]

RETWEET to PASS the TWITTER BLUNT: (______(??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

[Claire @Georginavty]

#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked "Can i see your phone?" NO bitch!! Get your own damn phone!!

[Claire @Georginavty]

Bitches be lookin' like Akon talkin bout ?Team Lightskin"..

[Claire @Georginavty]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times.