G-rard

my schtick is ruining beautiful moments

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬 @lymanstoneky]

That’s the best argument for voting for the GOP ticket I’ve heard in a while.

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

Harris just promised to raise taxes on the vast majority of Americans.

[sad commanders fan @daviddupreejr]

It’s almost embarrassing how easily some of y’all are impressed

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

With Joe Biden, China is in charge.

[Saint 🪽 @handsumquis]

Me leaving work

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

i can’t believe this tweet has survived six entire years on this app

[Scott Williams @ScottW_inks]

This looks like a Pixar short.

[jojo @jojosssie]

@adesrevenge Literally signs of a predator

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Do not retweet this Trump Ad. That Twitter keeps banning.

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I wish people would promote equality instead of segregation

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

I cannot read a single one of the COVID "experts" who justified the lockdowns and then the protests and are now pivoting back to lamenting the sudden increase without laughing you absolute disingenuous hacks.

[G-rard @GerWize]

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