@swagoloog@harrisonvxr 40000 kiloton truth nuke. I only ever tell the truth when speaking about my beautiful wife. If you believe me when I’m talking about anything else you’re just gambling at that point
@zarathustra5150 If a frat guy tried to roofie a girl, all the other guys in his fraternity would beat the ever loving shit out of him and he'd be lucky to survive.
@harrisonvxr@swagoloog I know it probably comes as quite a shock but it’s neither manic, redux nor manic redux. Just straight lying my ass off on this app
@swagoloog “It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean” guys when they realize you get to China faster on an ocean liner than a rowboat:
@CamachoPamina@kikynium You remember the lady crashing out in real life over a crayon having the Spanish word for black on it? It was alongside the English and French words, mind you. Twitter would turn that into something so much worse