Gerald the scarecrow

MSU 87’ | Walmart security | Benadryl |Clanker cracker | #Ready #theallegationsarefalse

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I’ve had some bad things happen to me in my life but nothing comes close to when my chipotle bowl explodes mid shake

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Why don’t black people get white tattoos? #wondering

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This cat ain’t half bad

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The indomitable human spirit #oldschool

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Gay son has been shooting the lights out #tinifiles #maddiekowalski #mkc

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Fister, I hardly even know her #powerplay

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12:40 should be interesting #greenbeer

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Follow that chune

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You’re either drinking with me or against me, I’m gonna assume the worst.

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You’re a different breed if you use the chipotle drive thru

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You might think the worlds biggest cuck is watching their girl get fucked right now. WRONG. They’re giving out parking tickets on the msu campus #FUCKPACE

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Yet to see a bad bitch smoking a blunt. The rockets play with their nose. #showerthoughts

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Gonna start installing a catheter for GameDay #pissmachine

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@LordHoward69 That sauce tastes like battery acid. Doesn’t even break the top 10.

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Top 3 sauces:
1. Chipotle mayo
2. Ranch
3. Garlic Parmesan

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Let’s begin. #rocketscience

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Anything tastes good if you put an ungodly amount of chipotle mayo on it

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If you wear this stay the fuck away from me I already know you smell like Chernobyl #squid

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Probably gonna have one or ten beers tonight if anyone cares #yuengling

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Had a dream about doing bag last night maybe it’s time to slow down #apexpredator