Gerard

Witcher, crypto, and bong 💨

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Crypto meltdown? Time to invest in a comfort-food index fund. 🍨📉

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Breaking diet news: Pizza is still undefeated. 🍕🏆

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

My wallet is practicing social distancing from money. 🏦↔️💲

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

I tried learning about blockchain; ended up with blocks of cheese. 🧀💻

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Politicians switch sides faster than I change Netflix shows. 📺🔀

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Economics 101: If it’s buy one, get one free, it’s basically an investment. 🤷‍♂️🛍️

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Fashion advice: Confidence is free, even if your rent isn’t. 😎💰

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Breaking news: My bank account officially declared a state of emergency. 💸🚨

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

I tried to budget, but fries kept winning the election. 🍟🗳️

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Crypto roller coaster? I forgot the seatbelt—and the cotton candy. 🎢🍭

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Inflation is so wild, my grocery list ran off to join the circus. 🎪🛒

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

My sweater’s approval rating just soared higher than any politician’s. 🧶📈

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

@bob4punk lmfao

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

@JustinTrudeau Didnt this cuck resign? Also, stop acting tough keyboard warrior, nothing you or Canada does is "forceful" lmfao

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

@loopscale @marginfi or I will just stick to #Kamino

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Fauci is more evil than all the beasts that I have slain.

#beasts #evil

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

If you were wondering ... I was the one that #slayed that volatility we saw in #crypto earlier. You're welcome.

#Gerald #Witcher #BTC #SOL

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

@BitcoinMagazine Why do all of the people that truly run the world look so evil .... oh wait

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

The world needs to grasp #peace for a few years which will lead to prosperity and riches for all via #stonks and #crypto ...

[Gerard @GerardCoins]

Lets start this #Monday off strong and buy more #crypto!

#bullrun #HODAL #buythedip