Not Gerard Henderson

Gerard Henderson is a dog lover and an expert at composing grievance correspondence.

[Not Gerard Henderson @GerardHenderson]

Another author getting her book promoted at the taxpayer's expense. This one's about Joseph Lyons. The author looks somehow familiar #abc730

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Another one of these ABC shows where @GrogsGamut and @timwilsoncomau are agreeing with one another. #abcnews24 #thedrum

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Certainly, the Chaser have accomplished the impressive feat of jumping a shark. But would they ever dare to jump a Muslim shark?

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I am not a climate scientist but I can offer opinions on High Court decisions. #insiders

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Swan is happy to "play the cards [he's] dealt" but won't let ordinary suburbanites get entertainment from playing the pokies. #insiders

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Gambling addicts could always launch their own massive advertising campaign supporting mandatory precommitment. That's democracy. #insiders

[Not Gerard Henderson @GerardHenderson]

I am very concerned about the wellbeing of Labor MPs in outer suburban and regional seats. Why won't somebody think of them? #insiders

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At Home with Julia doesn't mock the Greens. The Chaser 'boys' did pranks in the Vatican but not Mecca. Mr Squiggle never drew Muhammad.

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Does anyone know whether Russia has an IMDB? I'd like to verify my conjecture that there were no sitcoms made about Stalin.

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@Travinport Three people, but the comedic genius will be in the fact that they always agree with one another and a good time is had by all.

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Setting some time aside to write a pilot about an ABC presenter, an academic and a Stalinist-turned-green living in a share-house.

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Perhaps it's time to begin planning the inaugural Sydney Institute Comedy Festival. Column's up: http://t.co/hlqAF0LX

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I don't think I had enough opportunities to talk about how people don't criticise Islam. Considering my options. #qanda

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I haven't quoted any Romans. I've just said 'Islam' a few times. #qanda

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Also, conservatism is about keeping government out of people's lives unless it's keeping gay people from whatever. #qanda

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Look, I just believe that we should not laugh at anyone for their beliefs except that Muslims are the funniest people. #qanda

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MUSLIMS #qanda

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That young man on the video question seemed to be quite comfortable in front of the camera. #qanda

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Slippery slopes and cultural vacuums. This mixed metaphor may not be possible under the laws of physics. #qanda

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I think I got my point across that governments must tackle hard facts while the opposition can just deal with what they believe. #qanda