Gerard Stetson

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…sorry I’ve been off grid for a while. Been working on my weight in preparation for a big event this week. Gotta get all dressed up fancy. Pulled out the ole tux…waist is good, legs are the Greg Brady bell bottom model. Guess I’m going in Amazon’s finest…

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world….I need aqua man!!!! My 2 sons were arguing over getting jobs or sponging off me for the rest of their lives and they knocked my phone off the boat intothe lake. Now I’m out of touch with the world. I hope my friends don’t abuse the fact I have no texting for days!

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…had a great lunch with 2 of my chums today. Service was a little slow but food was good. Hey, hold the bacon! Hope my company’s new co-CFOs approve the expense request.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…if I had 1 wish, just 1 wish…I wish that my friend Frozone knew how to score GameChanger properly

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…anybody ever play the game of trying to figure out which cartoon character you would be in real life? Well I can figure out who I would be, but I have a buddy who is a dead ringer for Frozone.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…we’re back!!!! #GoBroncs

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…Did you see the Chiefs barely win? Holder doesn’t tilt the ball, it goes left. Simple as that. I know kicking.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…golf is so hard. I played in a tournament today and went driver driver driver putter putter on the last hole.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…visors are lame

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…I’m old and have high mileage. Body is breaking down. I’m not sure I can even continue to mentor my godson Christian. But alas along came a saint. Dr Plumber. A true miracle worker After today I bet I can touch the speed limit (rural not interstate) in BP again

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…I cannot believe it. I finally got the best player in fantasy football on my roster! CMC! And now he may be going on IR! I cannot believe it.

At least I have my survivor pool pick to keep grinding on!

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…you know what is funny and not funny? When a buddy Venmo’s you money and puts a funny comment in the subject - like “sexual favors” or “reach around” - but then you realize that you use this Venmo for your teenage daughter. E gad! I’ve gotten so old

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…I’m grinding over here but I think I’m going to go with F

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…a good friend of mine is going into Walmart right now. I can’t believe he’s struggling so much that he has to shop there. That place is so rough. It’s like being on a plane with a leaky sink in the back. Maintenance is needed. F’ing poor people back there.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world… I can’t tell you how hot it is on this airplane. Just sitting on the tarmac melting. I pray that oxygen masks drop soon so I can just take one last breath.

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world… What’s for lunch today where we going?

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world…not a bug NBA’er…Lakers Nuggets YUCK…but my good friend Lewshush says…Bet on LaDouche to lose

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Draft thoughts….I’m so glad my team didn’t try to get cute

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

My #1 pet peeve…not fouling at the end of a hoops game and just letting the clock run and run

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

I love my children treating my credit card like we are the Rockefellers

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

Hello world, I’m new to social media and thought I would share some of my favorite things…

- I love having lunch with folks and helping direct them on their future career goals
- I love being on grounds
- I love working with my godson Christian on his kicking form

[Gerard Stetson @GerardStetson1]

- I love texting with my buddies like I’m a middle school girl even though I’m as middle aged man
- I love people who eat their lunch at the ticket counter at airports and show no consideration for others in line
- I love not taking infield before games