Gerardo Izaguirre

I own a pineapple plant, and I’m proud of that.

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Made it to 2021! Datz it! Later Twitter! Hopefully before 2022!!

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Hoping we can get rid of Trump today!

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Well I now live in Florida! So there’s that. See ya in a few months Twitter :) I only come on to update when I remember twitter exists.

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Hello!! Twitter tits!

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When your friend says: “fuck you, your boyfriend, your best friend, &&& your exes” you know it’s serious. Lol love you Ana.

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Haven’t been on Twitter in months! Wow it’s changed! And what was I thinking with the last tweet I shared? Anyways, hi Twitter! Much love! Maybe I’ll be on here more now... Maaaybeee, NOT!

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@Jaysivveeee Lol 😂

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“C as in Cum” - little old lady trying to spell her last name over the phone lol 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@HeathHussar ur banner’s kinda cute i guess

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There’s a little old lady about the age of 70 who just fell drunk off her ass and hit her head on the back of a seat. Wow... time to go home, before that becomes me.

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... also my favorite alcoholic drink is whiskey coke. Favorite beer is Bud Light.

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Ok this is enough, I’m annoying and spamming myself. Bye twitter see ya in 2020.

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My favorite body part is my hands. It used to be my hair.

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I’m 31 but I feel 24. Not 21... just 24.

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My dream job is to be a forest ranger. Haha or a chef. Or a vet.

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I wear hats all the time, but I don’t consider myself a “hat type of guy”

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My favorite song when I’m drinking is Piano Man by Billy Joel.

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I love the feeling of being lost. Feeling uncomfortable.... not knowing what’s coming next.

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Driving through the mountains leaves me speechless. It silences me. It’s wild.

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My favorite city in the world is Golden, Colorado.