mr. turdman

I blew up

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@deerhuntingmag Right antler growing funky cause left leg fugged up

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@FoulkShay It seems I’m under charging. Guess I’m gonna bump prices next year now that I have my customers

[autist @litteralyme0]

we got two generational image in one day

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@d_market @JamesVandenBo10 @NickRCurrie .

[Jesse Hughes ✝️🇺🇸 @JesseHughesNC]

How does Trump consistently get the most aura filled photos?

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

What if on the 4th, they made all gas and diesel $2.50 to celebrate. Can we do that pls

[Ethan @grimesclarkluvr]

for like 6 months of my life I was completely obsessed with this game... I miss it. It feels like no game has come close to it in terms of dumb shit that can AND WILL HAPPEN

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

Bryce and I the same dog fr

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

They actually do make these irl! They’re called “Gabapentin”

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@garyboomer58 What the fuck is this

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

whoever has my voodoo doll stop putting so much poop in its butt

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@hazardpounder I think a pink high waisted thong would work better than the briefs. God speed

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@fiago7 Ordered a small one time and they gave me an extra large cake shake just cause. That night was hell, but those 19 minutes eating it was amazing

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@FrankBr05713205 Phenomenal

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@MeatEaterTV Monster rehab tea+lemonade, slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza

[Abandon Comfort @abandoncomfortx]

Not having to lock the front door to my house or take my keys out of my truck at night is absolutely worth dealing with “bad pizza” & limited mexican food options.

Whoever/whatever convinced young people otherwise is ridiculous.

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

Have we considered just giving possums peptides and cocaine to solve the tick problem?

[mr. turdman @Gerdbertt]

@basedondennis