Michael

♎ Lifes going pretty great ♎

[Michael @Gerflipperflop]

When the wordles easy: are u kidding me?

When the wordles hard: are u kidding me?

[alaska r.c.h. @145k4]

damn ts not really that funny on paper

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[T.C ⓸ @TeeCeeComics]

Willem Dafoe being as intimidating as he was in NWH after returning to the role over two decades later was one of the best things about this movie

[Don Tworry @nonetosee]

I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.

[Joey Knish @JoeyKnish22]

No hyperbole. Probably a defining moment in American history. Was bound to happen at some point with all these ICE confrontations nation wide. But young attractive white female US Citizen murdered in front of her house and neighbors captured fully on video.

[karl anthony townes van zandt @SamAsItEverWas]

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

“I miss Luffy before Gear 5. He was so serious and never joked in the middle of fights.”

Luffy before Gear 5

[seth @sethsetse]

“single in a room full of women and unemployed in a city full of jobs”

[Michael @Gerflipperflop]

@divegod What? It’s prime rib, it’s slow cooked and brought up to temp over many hours. This isn’t a ribeye 💀

[⁎⁺dephy ✩彡 @sillydeph]

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

[The Kino Corner @thekinocorner]

If the camera was supposed to move, then Tarkovsky would have had the camera move

[Michael @Gerflipperflop]

@mynameiskatsura @Fitzyhere Both of sombras tier 2s actively hurt her. It’s a valid complaint.

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

I've just been informed that "bricked up" does not mean constipated. okay

[Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @TheChowderhead]

The act of denying life-saving treatment to someone because of their lack of ability to pay for it is, in fact, murder. You are deliberately killing someone. Denying chemo coverage to a man with treatable cancer and letting it metastasize is an insurance company killing a person.

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Often when teaching kindergarten you’re confronted with the challenge of teaching something that is so intuitive to you as an adult that you don’t know where to start. Last week my kids absolutely across the board biffed it on a math lesson about straight vs curvy lines, my aide

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Maga: we voted Trump because libtards keep calling us stupid.

Also maga: wait, obamacare IS the affordable care act?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Conservatives: trans women must use the men’s bathroom!

Trans men: So we have to use the women’s bathroom?

Conservatives: who the fuck are you