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[Emilio Sansolini @EmilioSansolini]

The World Cup! 🏆⚽️🌎

[Abier @abierkhatib]

You’ve probably already seen this gem, but another round couldn’t hurt given how bleak things feel lately.

[DoñaPily @dona_pily2]

Déjà Vu de los 90’s⚽️🇨🇴
Jajajajajaajajajajajajajaa
La gente es muy chistosa.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Funny how some teams get asked about football… and others get asked to explain the world.

Shoutout to the Iran team for carrying that weight.

#WorldCup #Iran

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

Imagínate ponerte hasta la madre de pedo y que tu compa, en lugar de dejarte tirado, te amarre con una cinta a él para llevarte a tu casa en la moto. 😂👏🏻

Todos merecemos un amigo así… aunque la próxima mejor que pidan un taxi antes de terminar siendo nota roja.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Every country ranked by how much they ran in the group stages (average total distance per game):

🇺🇸 USA - 119.54km
🇩🇪 Germany - 118.85km
🇹🇷 Türkiye - 116.94km
🇳🇴 Norway - 116.68km
🇳🇿 New Zealand - 116.35km
🇨🇿 Czechia - 116.28km
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland - 116.19km
🇯🇴 Jordan - 115.78km
🇪🇬 Egypt - 115.61km
🇦🇺 Australia - 115.30km
🇧🇪 Belgium - 114.98km
🇮🇷 IR Iran - 114.79km
🇵🇾 Paraguay - 114.78km
🇪🇸 Spain - 114.05km
🇲🇦 Morocco - 113.81km
🇦🇹 Austria - 113.81km
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England - 113.49km
🇸🇳 Senegal - 113.28km
🇲🇽 Mexico - 112.84km
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - 112.83km
🇧🇷 Brazil - 112.66km
🇺🇾 Uruguay - 112.48km
🇺🇿 Uzbekistan - 112.48km
🇨🇦 Canada - 112.40km
🇫🇷 France - 112.34km
🇵🇦 Panama - 112.24km
🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina - 112.15km
🇨🇻 Cabo Verde - 111.73km
🇰🇷 Korea Republic - 111.65km
🇭🇷 Croatia - 111.41km
🇨🇭 Switzerland - 111.39km
🇭🇹 Haiti - 111.36km
🇨🇩 Congo DR - 111.16km
🇹🇳 Tunisia - 111.09km
🇸🇪 Sweden - 110.84km
🇯🇵 Japan - 110.62km
🇬🇭 Ghana - 110.42km
🇩🇿 Algeria - 110.27km
🇨🇮 Côte d'Ivoire - 109.72km
🇮🇶 Iraq - 109.50km
🇵🇹 Portugal - 108.01km
🇪🇨 Ecuador - 107.32km
🇿🇦 South Africa - 106.96km
🇦🇷 Argentina - 106.22km
🇳🇱 Netherlands - 106.04km
🇨🇼 Curaçao - 105.26km
🇨🇴 Colombia - 105.22km
🇶🇦 Qatar - 103.35km

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lawrence, Kansas belongs to Algeria now

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

How is this my first time seeing this 💀

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Asian, African and South American countries at World Cup

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

An Argentina fan lost their wallet, so fans chanted the name on the cards inside until the owner was found 👏

Remarkable 🇦🇷

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When your remote coworker accidentally turns their video on

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[theScore @theScore]

Just ABSURD scenes for Argentina fans at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. 😱

(🎥: @NickHarrisFWST)

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

The last time Colombia 🇨🇴 played in Miami was 2 years ago, I was there and I recorded this masterpiece.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

It’s been 12 years since James Rodríguez’s iconic World Cup run and yet, tonight may have been his best-ever performance on this stage:

-76 minutes
-5 chances created (most in WC career)
-91% pass accuracy (most in WC career)
-4 recoveries (most in WC career)

He’s still got it 👏

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The Round of 32 is set. 🔐

#FIFAWorldCup

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

"Portugal 0–0 Colombia at halftime. Must've been a boring match."

Meanwhile Portugal vs Colombia:

[RT @RT_com]

Lumumba LIVE STATUE STUNS Atlanta comeback to playoffs

Spartacus-like 2nd fan steps up as Trump kills visa for Lumumba Vea nod to Congo's 1st democratic leader executed by US-backed firing squad

[theScore @theScore]

Uruguay players reportedly flew home commercially after their World Cup ended on Friday.

The 16th-ranked team in the world has now been eliminated in the group stage in back-to-back World Cups.

[br_betting @br_betting]

COLOMBIA DESTROYS ALL THE GROUP WINNER PARLAYS 🤯

THE ONLY NON-FAVORITE TO WIN THEIR GROUP IN THIS YEAR’S WORLD CUP